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🚨 JOE ROGAN FREEZES AFTER WATCHING “NUCLEAR TEST” FOOTAGE — “THIS LOOKS FAKE AS SH*T” On the Joe Rogan Experience podcast, Rogan and Marc Andreessen pause and replay archived U.S. “nuclear test” clips and start pointing out details that don’t behave like a real detonation. • Cameras remain completely stable through the blast wave • Film appears unaffected despite supposed radiation exposure • Objects seem to appear or shift between frames • Houses and trees resemble scaled props, not full structures • The explosion’s size and movement look closer to practical effects than a real weapon Rogan: “This looks fake as sh*t.” Some "fact-checks" say the tests were real, with protected cameras and occasional scale models used for study, but this clip focuses on how the footage itself looks. Now people are breaking it down frame by frame. Does this look real to you?

@GoingParabolic @grok is this AI

The highest quality video of the moon was just released… this is so beautiful.

Ok…this is the humor I appreciate on this platform! 🤣😂

@C_Farthammer I want to where the gas went?

What could possibly go wrong?

@baileytrip9 @ViolaLeighBlues Thank you for pointing that out. I missed it.

@aintscd @ViolaLeighBlues It’s says right in the post that it’s the drunk drivers car.

My son was in a car accident today. A drunk illegal immigrant with no insurance rear-ended him at 90 miles an hour. Thank God everyone walked away unharmed, but this highlights a serious problem in America with uninsured illegal immigrants that desperately needs to be fixed. (The photo is the drunk’s car.)

@Polymarket Have you ever heard men doing extraordinary things complaining about toilet issues? Example, every war that's been fought ever. If I was 280k miles from earth and the toilet didn't work it would not be on my list of concerns.

JUST IN: Houston has informed the Artemis II crew their toilet is now repaired & “go for all types of uses"

Ill say it in a different way. I had every opportunity because of the country I was born in. I made a series of bad decisions. Knowing full well the possibile consequences of said decisions. Thats on me. I own it. Point is. This is the last place on earth you can have it all if you want it bad enough. Chose wisely.

This is a loser’s question. Warren Buffet, Jeff Bezos, Elon Musk all get up every day and try to make more. No matter how much they’ve got. Get out of your losers’s mentality, and try to win in life, every day.

WOW! This is one of the coolest things I’ve ever seen. A drone show put on by a church in Manvel, Texas depicts Jesus on the cross.…

@RonPaulWasR1ght @RealAlexJones I get your point. But.. being slightly autistic myself. If he takes the position he cannot be bought. I can only speak for myself. I literally don't understand the whole lying to spare feelings thing. It's just questions and answers. Verbal math. I believe Elon is similar.

Elon lost his balls when he called Trump out, got a black eye(from his kid lol), was bullied by Ben Shapiro, & was shortly after on a plane to Israel to see the Holocaust museum. Now he hasn't spoken about Israel's influence, the war, DOGE, or even supported Massie like he said he would.

America needs Elon Musk to be the next Attorney General of United States of America..

Wow. This drone show formed Jesus floating in the sky…

@astro_reid @NASA @NASAArtemis Fake bullshit come to mind.

There are no words.

Tomorrow.

TEXAS SKY ILLUMINATED — Thousands of drones form JESUS ON THE CROSS

@C_Farthammer That city has been gay my whole life. Its gotten gayer though.

Rolling into Damariscotta this morning. Is this the Democrats idea of 'Vacation Land' or 'Life the Way it Should be'? A bunch of paid assh@les protesting for the Democrats (paid with stolen taxpayer dollars) I'm sure they sign up with Lincoln County Indivisible LCI for their pay

@Polymarket How fucking hard would it be to do a fast for this flight and no woman. Piss in a bottle and throw it in the corner like a man.

@joeroganhq Spelled it wrong.

49ers Fred Warner is a ninja.

@xevekiah Sortasidal.

WHAT IS IT CALLED WHEN YOU’RE NOT SUICIDAL BUT JUST REALLY TIRED OF BEING ALIVE?

@greenmtngoblin @C_Farthammer

@C_Farthammer Nah bro you’re a pussy who hides behind his screen to be a racist fuck. Pull up if you in Boston I’ll whoop ya kid.

Another Internet Tough Guy (or Bish) 🤣🤣🤣🤣