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Lani and I

@Mrymyildiz That disgusting brand is in the Epstein files just fyi

Nişanlım bunu ikinci el eşya satan bir dükkanda satın almış içinde küçük plastik gibi toplar var.Görsel arama yaptık hiç bir şey çıkmadı çok küçük kedime bile giydirmeye çalıştım olmadı nedir bu ne için kullanılır?

@DoyersDave Freddie doing the worm

Dodgers lineup Sho is back! #Dodgers

Japoneses pisteando en la caja de una camioneta rumbo al estadio, ¿hay algo más mexicano?

@H0RANGI Japan and everybody’s golden boy pls 🙂‍↕️

Japan’s golden boy is literally a 6’4” handsome dude

@SauceKiki If you do this use Water Wipes

I thought I was the only one 🤣🤣🤣

when I say cowing it I mean it

a standing ovation at another stadium he has no peers bro

The Bible has been saying this

@DeePhunk That’s the point. ✨ provoke society ✨

For those wondering, no… Stevie Nicks is not from New York. Nicole Kidman is from f*cking Australia. They don’t make any sense.

The entire lineup owes Shohei a sushi dinner

@gvtcontractor Found the pedo

Not a single man alive would choose this over a 19 year old mid who works at lululemon.

@DoyersDave Charlie for a good convo or Teo to get real theological. Yoshinobu if I want a husband at the time, just me ofc

@werentfunny We got a glimpse during the podcast and tbh I have faith in him 🥲

if you ever feel overwhelmed under pressure just remember travis kelce has to write vows for THE taylor swift so he’s probably in a much worse place

@slimvnsn “Didn’t ask where I’ve been. Didn’t care. Same” 🤢🤢🤢 Clearly I think any parent that cares naturally misses their child after not having around for a while even if they’re “somewhere safe” Your 3yo realizing you’re a piece of shit before you do is crazy

My son is 3. He has a best friend named Marcus from daycare. Marcus's dad and I nod at each other during pickup. That's our whole relationship. Last Wednesday he texts me: "Marcus won't stop asking about Eli. Saturday work?" I say sure. He picks Eli up at 10. By 11 I'm on the couch. Not doing anything. Just. Sitting. I didn't know I missed sitting. Noon I eat a full meal. Hot. At the table. No one grabbed anything off my plate. 2pm my wife asks what I want to do. I didn't have an answer. I forgot I got to have one. Marcus's dad texts at 5: "They're good. Eating now." Cool. Great. Perfect. 7:45 he calls. "Marcus is losing his mind about Eli leaving. Sleepover?" I said yes so fast I scared myself. Drove home. Stopped for gas I didn't need. Just stood outside in the parking lot for a minute. Went inside. Told my wife. She had already opened a bottle of wine. We watched two full movies. Nobody woke us up at 6am. I laid in bed until 8:47 just because I could. Marcus's dad drops Eli off Sunday. Eli walks in, looks at me once, and goes straight to his toys. Didn't ask where I'd been. Didn't care. Bro same.

Whenever you feel sad, remember that there are tiny kinesin proteins trying their best to make you happy 🤓

@gregorianism @bubblybrielle Omg? I thought this was just a thing they were going through because they just had opened the store but that’s how they operate? 😭 🤣

@bubblybrielle I walked in there one day and just stood around looking at the boxes on the shelves like

I tried. I can’t do it. I won’t be explaining further.

@iqbiba @maroonsversion 🤣

@maroonsversion Backta De Cember

i have a name idea

The old guys still got it 😮‍💨

I love the Dodgers play Cry Me A River whenever the opposing team challenges a play 🤣

@GraceSpelman Girl

i need a swift historian to tell me if this is her only song with saxophone or if she has others