Concerned Armadillo
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Concerned Armadillo
@armadillorocket
Crypto, sports, video games and other random things
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@TaraBull Homestar runner. Hot or not. Ebalms world (totally spelled the last one wrong)
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@GamblingMemez @Rothmus Do the chips have to be all stacked up for the bet to be valid?
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@lady_valor_07 I retire if I won 3 million dollars. 15 million and I’m flipping all my co workers off as I walk out the door
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@bennyjohnson The stock has been stuck at 100 dollars for months. There’s no cratering
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🚨Disney Stock CRATERS after Kimmel Backlash
Disney Stock was up today before Melania called for Kimmel's firing.
After Karoline Leavitt, President Trump joined in the stock is cratering.
How long will Disney let Kimmel erode shareholder value with sick assassination jokes?
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@EMcG76 @VitalVegas How much should some one tip if they win $10 million dollars on a slot machine. And who am I tipping exactly
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@VitalVegas Started reading the comments and wanted to throw my phone across the room. IF you don't understand it please stay home and don't come here.
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Update: Roughly 94% of the replies to this post are along the lines of "wHy wOuLD i TiP a MaCHiNE?" Related: We're all doomed.
Vital Vegas@VitalVegas
Follow-up: informed older couple from Iowa tipped zero for a $10 million jackpot, not even the $4 left on the machine after the jackpot. Cashed it out and took it with them. Do better, humans.
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If Bill Gates was sinking in quicksand, what would you throw him??
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🔥🚨: Demented Karen was caught on camera snipping hydraulic lines on a boom lift while the operator was still up there! All because the machine was “in front of her house.” These people are completely unhinged. She walked away like it was nothing. Lock her up.
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@NFL_DovKleiman Is it bad luck to not step on it? The way the raiders seasons have been the last few years I would think they be jumping on the logo by now
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Oh Boy: Fernando Mendoza almost stepped on the Raiders logo when he arrived at the team's facility.
That could've been a really bad way to start his career with Las Vegas.
😬😬😬
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@JacobsVegasLife Jokes on you I don’t even have enough to gamble to get drunk on the free drinks. I’m lucky to just get one lol
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Why you should never accept the free drinks from Las Vegas casinos
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@VitalVegas I’m not tipping if I win on a slot machine. F that
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Follow-up: informed older couple from Iowa tipped zero for a $10 million jackpot, not even the $4 left on the machine after the jackpot. Cashed it out and took it with them. Do better, humans.
Vital Vegas@VitalVegas
Megabucks hit at Mandalay Bay for $10,486,432.04. The bet was $5. There is a 96% chance the winner didn’t tip.
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Kirk Cousins since 2016:
2016: $19.9M fully guaranteed
2017: $23.9M fully guaranteed
2018: $26M fully guaranteed
2019: $28M fully guaranteed
2020: $40M fully guaranteed
2021: $21M fully guaranteed
2022: $40M fully guaranteed
2023: $30M fully guaranteed
2024: $62.5M fully guaranteed
2025: $27.5M fully guaranteed
2026: $10M fully guaranteed
2027: Already has $10M fully guaranteed
Total career earnings: Over $340M
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@MrMatok Even worse is the price of Grass has plummeted during season 2
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Dear GRASS Team, if there is no funds to run the season 2 $GRASS Airdrop, just inform your community so we can stop running nodes endlessly not knowing where we are headed.
Make an announcement and explain that for reasons you can no longer keep to your own end of the rewards commitment for season 2, apologize for the inconvenience and wish your community well.
We can stomach the news and move on, at least it is better than running nodes endlessly without direction. How many more epoch until everyone gets tired and FUD heats up?
Instead of that, be bold and sunset the rewards campaign so everyone can move on to other things. Thank you.
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Put this man in the business man hall of fame. Jesus what the fuck do teams see in this guy to pay him so much year after year - team after team
Adam Schefter@AdamSchefter
Comp update: Kirk Cousins will sign a five-year, $172 million deal with the Raiders that in reality is a one-year, fully-guaranteed $20 million deal that also contains a club option for two years at $80M. The Falcons will pay Cousins $8.7 million this season, the Raiders another $1.3 million and Las Vegas also agreed to pay its new QB a fully-guaranteed $10 million roster bonus on the third day of the 2027 new league year. And maybe most notably, it also sets another new mark: this will be the 11th straight NFL season in which Cousins’ contract will be fully guaranteed.
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Game changer!!! Get in on $Grass before the next air drop 👇
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Grass@grass
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@WatcherGuru I’m starting to think this guy doesn’t understand geography
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JUST IN: 🇺🇸 President Trump says the US does not use the Strait of Hormuz and does not need it.
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@memechaotic The green bean one was great. Great aim
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Not him out here enforcing speed limits with sweets 😭
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