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Did you know that AFL Football was introduced by the early settlers as a means of transporting cheese across crocodile infested waters

Hang on can I just capture the local manager of local takeaway take him to a kangaroo court ie my house and put my shortie in as new manager and get all the oily burgers I want now #venezuala

If only I could message heaven and hell and tell dead people to fuck off

@allofmelbourne Think it’s personal I don’t think they do that to every boy in a dress ? Is commonwealth bank homophobic ? I saw the video he had to make up on looked like his pic on license on the video

So many people popping monologues even standing on them don’t interrupt or it may fall

If you’re upside down do your underarms become your overarms ? Which makes you wonder about your four arms

@thereal_truther Why am I seeing your bullshit posts … ? … stop forcing other people to take experimental drugs … you’re name is a joke best change it like the definition meaning of vaccine 💉 yes we still remember how you stuffed the world in 2020

More bad news for the "vaccines are killing millions" crowd! Researchers at the Norwegian Institute of Public Health conducted a comprehensive registry study examining all-cause mortality between vaccinated & unvaccinated from the entire population in Norway, over 4.6 million people. In all age groups, the rate of death was lowest among those were fully vaccinated & highest among those that were unvaccinated. All-cause mortality was 24–30% lower for those who had received at least three doses compared to those who had not received a single dose. Each individual was counted as vaccinated from the date of vaccination. Unvaccinated only includes those who never received a single dose.

Putting my Christmas Stockings up 🌲 over my head

Reasons my automated self driving car failed it’s first driving license test today…

Cookin with gas It’s the the new anti vax

@allofmelbourne Taking cancel culture a bit too far #CommonwealthGames

You can’t cancel the commonwealth games wtf Dan ???

#AussieFarmer ya gotta have more hearts than an octopus and more guts than a cow

Texting yourself is moderately less crazy than talking to yourself ? ? ?

Spending my day talking to my hand 🤳

#Marijuana Now we can legally get high and watch comedy in Australia yayyy #Cannabis unfortunately it’s by monopolised prescription only but it’s a start;) #Montu #Alternaleaf here’s a link to unboxing Aussie grown weed woohoo we no longer fugitives 🌈☮️❤️ m.facebook.com/story.php?stor…

Silent vehicles should have wind chimes for harmonic spatial awareness

Haha Australia’s funniest cooking craze he must use psychedelics or ingredients from nimbin idk but man I did the 5 minute mousse challenge and satisfied my munchies cravings totally divine yummyness mmm give me more 👅 taste bud ecstasy orgasm of the senses #MasterChef

Going for my learners permit to try get my Eating Out licence …. 👅 🐟 🌮 🎉 Bit of tongue in cheek humour but it’s 2022 and ya Need a license to work visit a gallery or eat in a cafe ✅ 🤯 #NoVaccinePassports

Part 3 delicious 5 Minute Chocolate Mousse It’s raw as Here’s a list of ingredients Avocado Coconut Cream Cacao Powder Almond meal Dates Cherries 🍒 Optional strawberries 🍓 blueberries 🫐 nut spreads 🥜 protein powder - splash of water/juice or milk if prefer like a smoothie

Part two of delicious 5 minute chocolate cherry mousse

Here’s my delicious 5 minute chocolate moose - nutrient dense you won’t believe it’s dairy and sugar free #chocolateMousse #vegan