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cowboy. “chaotic”. he/him. priv @halcyonbernard

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just rode a rollercoaster for the first time and tbh 2 minutes is way longer than girls make it seem
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@belriffel this is the only reason i still have twitter
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Out of habit I just salted the water I was gonna use to boil my diva cup :(
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not the most important thing right now but how is the US possibly supposed to host the world cup this year
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Abolish ICE is the moderate position btw
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We must put all these fucking ice agents on Nuremberg level trials man.
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my dad called me to “discuss venezuela” i’m glad to see he’s also monitoring the situation
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@elextra__ literally we’re just posting to the void
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@avantnard every tweet is 2 likes now
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twitter is so dead but there’s something strangely fun about posting to absolutely nobody. it’s like when you’re the last one at the office, so you’re free to sing your heart out while you pack up for the day
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almost forgot to post my barnes and noble christmas sale haul to #booktwt 🤓🥳🤠
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woke up feelin like j lo
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everyone always does back and biceps together on back day at the gym but i like to do chest and abs together. i call it front day
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youtube wrapped said lemme hang out with your grandma
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i bring a sort of “screaming in my sleep” vibe to the slumber party that the rest of the homies don’t really fw
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if i could stop having nightmares and get one (1) good night of sleep that’d be awesomeeee
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aura farming as hard as i can in between squat sets at the gym so that nobody can tell how bad my knees are hurting
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