Ericka

Girls be like, "I don't know why my entire body hurts today, it's not like I did anything crazy last night.."

If Subway is out of Italian Herb and Cheese bread, why are they even open?

Accidentally bought thin sliced cheese and I wanna know what kind of monsters are out here buying it on purpose??

Some chick asked me if I wasn’t serving her boyfriend because I had fucked him. That’s a first.

Twas very on brand for me to get drunk twice yesterday knowing I’m leaving for Vegas today.

What does one wear to a club in Vegas when it’s 45° outside? Or are we still living by the “hoes don’t get cold” rule at 37 years old?

I have maintenance men coming into my apartment to fix my ceiling in 4 hours yet here I sit, drinking a glass of wine and crying at instagram posts

More people should mix Love Letter by @odesza into their sets

It’s been a week since my whole ceiling debacle and I’m sick of wondering if/when maintenance men are gonna be in my apt..

why did my last two braincells have to be a sad one and a stupid one

I had a dream last night that I was playing Super Smash Brothers with @woolimusic on a Nintendo 64 at some random house.

I don’t understand how I have friends who are full fledged adults that eat off paper plates every single day.

Forgot my water bottle at work so now I will be dehydrated until my shift tomorrow night.

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I wish that after the proposals in the pods on Love is Blind, the guys got to bust through the wall like the Kool-Aid man.

“How’s your mental health doing ?” Well I bought Seven Stars tickets and got 2 tattoos in the last 24 hours so idk, you tell me?

“Does the attitude come with the drinks orrrr..?” Nah, that shit’s free babe. 💅🏼

Some chick asked me for a vodka and cherry juice tonight and when I asked her a second time, she treated me like I was the moron. She wanted cranberry juice.

Nobody talk to me, the new @ILLENIUM album is out ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

Whoever said I can’t cook hasn’t tried my 10pm handful of shredded cheese

When will people get any sort of awareness that they are, in fact, not the only person in the bar? You very obviously see me doing things, it’s crazy that you have the audacity to raise your hand and yell at me because you need something RIGHT NOW.