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this is an nsfw acct 🔞 i enjoy sharing art i like games and stuff if you're a minor gtfo

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beard@beardalaxy·
i did a vocal cover of don't trust me by 3oh!3. it might be shit, it might not be. the only way to find out is to listen to it. youtube.com/watch?v=9sk5o5…
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beard@beardalaxy·
@MoronMining i like how they made the middle part of the venn diagram so large
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Moron Mine ⛏️@MoronMining·
"Oh you don't think trans people exist?" "Here's a bunch of genetic deformities I don't have."
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beard@beardalaxy·
@tssluut @SeaPupEllie it's got that thing going on where they try and make the hair look like the anime instead of making it look like a natural hairstyle. nobody's hair looks like that.
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beard@beardalaxy·
@wlthdrawls I see this on people's computers and I want to explode dude how do you live with it
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Alex@elcheapseats·
@reddit_lies This is one of the replies to that post 😂😂😂😂😂
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Reddit Lies@reddit_lies·
The poor coworker was simply attempting to be friendly. Imagine how insufferable this T must be to work with.
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JoAnke@JoAnkeFool·
@itsJohnRocker It’s Turkey. Maybe in Turkey they say Türkiye, but here it’s Turkey. We don’t say Deutschland or Espana or Italia. We say Germany, Spain and Italy. Just a bunch of pretentious announcers being asses.
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JohnRocker@itsJohnRocker·
When the fuck did Turkey change the country name to “Turkiye”???
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beard@beardalaxy·
@GovPressOffice Gamers know you're full of shit lmao Why don't you Pokémon Go to hell? Wait you live in California
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beard@beardalaxy·
@iMikeZero They could do a bit to spice it up but yeah, I think it works. Rumble also feels different when you hit too.
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Mike Zero@iMikeZero·
I understand Digital Foundry’s concern regarding visual feedback when you are attacking bosses in Star Fox. I prefer the way this looks though. You hear that it is hitting the right spot and the health bar of the enemy goes down. No flashing character models needed.
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beard@beardalaxy·
@KF_PieceOfPeace >now i have the best upgrade this is why the checkpoint is at the beginning of the tunnel
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Piece of Peace@KF_PieceOfPeace·
ERM EXCUSE ME BUT IT'S [CURRENT YEAR]
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beard@beardalaxy·
@ButtTonguer it's 100% staged but it's still fucking hilarious
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mayo@ButtTonguer·
I refuse to believe this video isnt staged How could someone get so angry they try to shove a remote up their ass
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beard@beardalaxy·
@shadydoorags this shit reminds me of that dragonball movie
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beard@beardalaxy·
@GrapeApe9k i think the problem for me is that i've already gotten all the older games i'm interested in during previous sales lol. so all the newer games i'm interested in are still relatively expensive and i'm still waiting for them to come down a bit more.
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GrapeApe@GrapeApe9k·
Is it just me, or are Steam sales just kinda unimpressive these days?
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Cody | Wile E stan@codysoyeah·
This bit was wholesome
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beard@beardalaxy·
That's what it was like in ye olden days of gaming too. I got 1 really good game for my birthday and 1 for Christmas. Anything I got outside of that was either used copies after scrounging up change from random odd jobs or shitty budget movie tie in games. A lot of what I ended up playing were rentals.
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Deus ♱@DeadMansRequiem·
I feel bad for this generation of young gamers man like imagine being one of these young niggas tryna muster up the courage to ask your mom for an 80 dollar game let alone 100
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beard@beardalaxy·
@autumn1359 It's at least a 2x multiplier, meaning I have a 2% chance
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yuxme@autumn1359·
you have a better chance at getting a gf by being openly misogynistic and homophobic than being shy
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beard@beardalaxy·
@IrishNeb @MattWalshBlog Hold on let me whip out the alphabet soup with the silicone spoon. Apparently you've got the frontal lobe of a 2 year old.
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MalumVincens@IrishNeb·
@beardalaxy @MattWalshBlog There would be almost none left Lol Doesn't that make you violent for wanting that? Lol Such a funny paradox we live in The good truly do die young
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Matt Walsh@MattWalshBlog·
This is good advice except for three things. First, if a pitbull is mauling a child, you should not “try everything” and wait 30 seconds before killing it. You should just kill it. That should be your first choice. Second, as she covers eventually, if you have a knife your best bet is just to stab the damned thing. Third, even if the pitbull stops mauling the child, it should still be killed, obviously.
robyn☦️@RRR0BYN

Everyone needs to watch this. This is an easy “how to kill a pitbull” technique in the event that you witness one trying to kill a human adult or child. It should be pretty fool proof. Lock it into memory. Use as needed.

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JKB@JayHooft·
@4HeavenlyTh0ts True but nobody gives a fuck about them lol
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Shenaniganza@dbMisadventure·
What did Falco mean by this exactly?
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beard@beardalaxy·
@brittanyccox Haven't played too much of the game yet, only one run, but I think you're the best in the cast so far!
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Brittany Cox@brittanyccox·
"Starting without me?!" Beyond thrilled to be the voice of Katt Monroe in Star Fox. Now available on the Nintendo Switch 2! #starfox Huge congrats to the entire team for this labor of love. Hope y'all have has much fun playin as we did recording
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beard@beardalaxy·
@DaisyMae_VT I see a dad and his child laughing with each other and I get sad I don't have a kid
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