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Hoesmosis

@bejayz

Here for the bants and cruise... POV: You're looking for what to read here? 😏

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Hoesmosis@bejayz·
I believe very strongly In "eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth" In other words, if you do me something wey go pain me, I will do you back.
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'de_ja_re@han_dejare·
@Niyih Something that's not even sour enough😂 They need to make it more sour
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NIYI@Niyih·
Packed some rolls of these as ‘Movie Snacks’ thinking it was on-the-go Minimie Chinchin. By great miles the ‘saddest’ thing you’d ever taste. Chewable Agbo
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Hoesmosis@bejayz·
The next "Thank You GTCO" I'll see will be blocked.
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ISaidWhatISaidPod@ISWISPodcast·
Public Service Announcement 🚨 Happy Jola Week to everyone who celebrates! This week’s episode is dedicated to the inspiring, hilarious, and effortlessly stylish Madam SHEO and Happy noisemaker AKA @Jollz Truly, the world got it right with you in it and we’re just lucky to be living in your timeline. PS: Stay tuned for Jola’s birthday episode tomorrow — you already know it’s going to be a good one.
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ISK@IyegereS·
Nigerians who just recently became agnostic/atheistic are the most insufferable people ever
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That girl@Priye644455·
My talking stage offered to pay for my lash extensions. I told him the price , and he asked, “Is it hybrid or classic?” I was like… are you a lash tech? 😭 He said no, he just knows. Please, what flag is this one again?
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Hoesmosis@bejayz·
This westernization of Nigerian/African Culture is funny oh. Nigerian events are meant to be elaborate and rich. A highlight of the event is the entertainment and FOOD! It is only wrong if food is wasted. Otherwise, the more the merrier!
Gbemi O-O@GbemiOO

They do. You don’t have to eat small chops + rice + amala + grills + ice cream + cocktails + everything served. Kilode ? If people keep the menu to only small chops , main and desert , the catering budget will reduce.

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Hoesmosis@bejayz·
@agnestasia_faka Yes! As someone who was born and raised in PH then moved to Lagos, this is apt! Even Ikwerre people behave like Lagosians.
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okrika first Lady@agnestasia_faka·
Honestly, there isn’t much difference between Lagos and Port Harcourt. The only things I’ve noticed are that Lagos is more populated, supermarket jobs are easier to find in Port Harcourt, and the Abobi slangs are more common here. Both cities also deal with agbero issues, insecurity, bad roads, police extortion, and a dirty, smelly environment.
Portharcourt Specials@phspecials

The police should put a sign at this particular place at Ikwerre road.

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Ụlọma@ulxma·
I’m much more scared of dying friendless than dying single. It’s not even close.
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Hoesmosis@bejayz·
@JumoketheSMM He also embarked on a "make 150k in 30 days" challenge and ended up making over a million naira. I'm so happy for him 🙌🏾
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Jumoke Komolafe@JumoketheSMM·
This man is 31 years old. Never spoken to a woman because of fear and shyness. So he started a 30-day challenge, doing everything he’s been avoiding. Day 3 in and Don Jazzy reposted him. Tiwa Savage, Korra, etc, commented. Bro faced his fear and the internet showed up for him. We are all rooting for Sesu🥹 Please SPEAK UP!!! That might be what’s holding your breakthrough.
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Pacino@J3nnie_C·
How can you buy a house together, name your boat after her then say you don’t know if you can be “monogamous” Men are evil spirits. 😭
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