Ben Archibald 🇺🇦
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Ben Archibald 🇺🇦
@benarchibald
Manager, writer, brutal and vindictive proof reader. British. Tweets are nobody’s fault but mine, and never about work. RT ≠ 🥰
Dublin, Ireland Bergabung Mart 2008
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@EggerDC @RepJackKimble Come back to me when you can butter a corn cob with your feet.
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Not to be a killjoy but that monkey's not gonna learn how to read
U.S. Department of Education@usedgov
Literacy starts at home.
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@MikeTappTweets Just a pity you never specify which country.
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@BradfemlyWalsh It’s tough in prison when nobody wants to be in your gang.
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It's been an absolutely cracking year for dead nonces so far, and it's only March!
LBC@LBC
Gary Glitter 'near death' in prison as inmates say convicted sex offender is on his 'last legs' lbc.co.uk/article/gary-g…
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@TONYxTWO You leave NATO and you lose over-the-horizon radar. Don’t be stupid.
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Nah. After all the expectations and the campaign and the hype and the attempt to say she’s a cat hater (my god) this is an emotional burst from a woman who knows she doesn’t have to try to prove anything anymore.
That’s the furthest thing from fake. The welling tears thing some people do is. This is real.
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There's something very false about Jessie Buckley. Been odds-on for months, one of the few locks of the night, and you immediately burst into tears about the announcement? This was floated on The Big Picture pod today, and I agree with them...a bit much.
Lily ⋆˚꩜。@taygracielizzy
GRACIE AND PAUL BEING SO HAPPY IN THE BACK 🥹
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@grantstern Absolute hoax. Not how the UK works and not how Starmer writes.
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@SlushMuppyPup23 @shaunwhelan__ Northern Tayto are sold in a market with 1.8M customers.
Southern Tayto are sold in a market with 5.2M customers.
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@Willisraging @antmiddleton You kiss your uncle with that mouth?
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@benarchibald @antmiddleton He’s definitely up there but at least he’s not flying the Ukrainian flag like some retarded ignorant fuck.
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I will dethrone this man! A Christian Englishman must rule over the Capital of England. I know it sounds obvious however to prevent the cultural takeover that is happening across the nation. It is absolutely imperative that this happens! 🫡🏴
Peter Lloyd@Suffragent_
"It’s hard being a Muslim in 2026. People are trying to intimidate us into being less Islamic," says Sadiq Khan. Meanwhile, every major terrorist attack of the past 25yrs has been by muslims. Allahu akbar! 🇬🇧
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@benarchibald @antmiddleton Alright keyboard warrior. You wouldn’t say that to his face would you? 😂
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@MakeAugusta The risk here is the live (brown) to neutral (blue) proximity. It could be worse, but not by much.
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What the hell is this slop?
UK Prime Minister@10DowningStreet
Standing up for British people. Always.
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