Beyers de Vos 🌈

I love being gay. Happy pride month.

Going on a social media hiatus for two months. Stay excellent lovelies.

I am devastated that I won’t be in Cape Town this week, because Book Lounge is SPOILING us. Go listen to all these people say some very wise things and don’t forget to drink free wine.

@NollyNM I mean. Welkom. Also I love you to the fucking moon and back.

Thirty flirty thriving guys.

It’s happening. It’s happening right now. I’m turning 30. Today is the day. I’m ACTIVATING.

I just said ‘Martini. Vodka. Olives. Shaken.’ without mouth-stumbling or second guessing myself and is THIS POWER what turning 30 feels like?

@donniedarkyo Thaaaaaaaank you 🤘🏼🌈

@NollyNM Why wouldn’t you?

@Philile_Bee Fokken ditto 💙

@Philile_Bee I am LIVING for ‘Black Madame Defarge’.

@ClaireBearStrom Sorry this isn’t an answer; it’s a rant.

@ClaireBearStrom Urg, tell me about it. It makes NO sense. Narrative logic and character development just when out the window this season (but kinda last season too tbh) and NO amount of cool dragon cinematography can make up for it. So disappointed.

He’s insisted he’s now the Three Eyed Raven. As soon as Tyrion suggests he become king, though, now he’s all like, yeah I’m Bran the Broken! What’s up with that? I realise of all the questions I could ask about the final episode, this isn’t the most pressing. But there you go.

@pamelapower The horror.

Those who forget to buy coffee pods will be doomed to drink instant.

Have to confess I'm a little surprised Drogon can understand a complicated sociological metaphor but not a simple who-dun-it.

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URG. Doesn’t anyone have a super fun awesome cool job for me that pays way too much and let’s me do whatever I want. ANYONE?

Them : You're a clown if you go back to him Me:

@NollyNM I give them three months.