Wayne "Caveman" Worthington

Shrink having Friday classes think I’m still hammered

I got #raped at brothers bar and grill last night

@IndianaRizzler We will rebuild.

@bousewarrior Are you alive

I.mm going ina. Bush tn

I will never spend money at #brothers ever again I’m only gonna steal shit from all y’all

#rapebrothersbarandgrill why are you charging me cover for leaving for 20 mins

“The dumpster behind bluebird is like so comfy I’ve slept there twice that’s where they throw the boxes”

@CharlesCantlay Respect the physique but man put a shirt on

I mean what the fuck are we doing #shrink

Filling out j*b applications when I should be daydrinking #unemployed

@BradJunk65551 @UpstairsPub_IU

My heart is beating out of my chest because I am going to be day drinking at @UpstairsPub_IU shortly

@MiddleMark72369 @omalleyskis

@bousewarrior @omalleyskis Me ,u, apple cider farmers from Seoul, windex aisle mop person at Menards in fishers

Brothers bingo today‼️‼️

@gossipp67 Just jokes dw Mildred

@bousewarrior oh!

My brother just another me

@omalleyskis I have a simple solution to this problem

Having a 3:55 class today is killing me I really want to daydrink #LetTheKidsPlay

Can we do Nantucket today @bousewarrior

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Eligible males aged 18-25 will be automatically registered for US military draft starting December, 2026.

@toga_party_ Retweet for myself here Rick!

I’m sourcing a wife for a close friend of mine. He: -Is chopped but lowkey goated -Cracked at Fortnite -Only blacks out on weekends -Retarded -Really likes those unexpected sports edits -Wants Marriage/A Family in 36 months Any candidates?

Foid foid go away bother Wayne another day

@TSRTimeTerry #rape bigjohn

Can’t express the annoyance I get when these two fucks show up on reels