king for a day

This is killing me

misadventures- lesbian flag

Canadians be like “I needed this” and it’s literally just a ice cap

Sh scars rick 🥰🥰

@breakstuff_777 LMAAOO IM GLAD I FOUND IT

ok morty didnt know u wrote songs!

Greg in his gay little diary: "today i got molested at school and my life sucks" Rodrick in the basement:

i want to kiss rick so bad like i want his space aids and green drool all in my mouth spit in my FUCKING mouth NOW

Raping your abuser after so many years sounds amazing actually. Thinking of all the things they did and doing much much worse to them.

@MortyFiddler o didnt get this until now im crine

@self1ndulgences no literally

seriously like

@MortyFiddler 🤬🤬🖕🏼🖕🏼

@self1ndulgences NEVER YOU CANNOT SILENCE THE PUPPER

JANE SHUT THE FUCK UP also i dont have fleas, give me pets puppymorty.straw.page

@MortyFiddler SYBAU FLEABAG

@self1ndulgences ITS THE SAME COLORS AND ALL FROM THE EVIL MONSTER DRAWING BEFORE

@MortyFiddler NO IM NOT

@self1ndulgences YOURE A LIAR