Swannie

When I’m in a side quest competition and my opponent is Lewis Hamilton 😭

The level of side questing I want in life: Lewis Hamilton

when I finally meet his mom and instead of offering me 50 milion dollars to stay away from her son, she actually likes me

lestat squeezing his long ass almost 6 foot body in a child coffin to wait for claudia to get home always makes me giggle this man is a kiii

he’s getting the 8th no matter WHAT

straight men will try to bond with you by being like “dude look at this” and it’s a video of a fatal car crash

“Why can’t black characters be tops?” Is spiritually “why can’t men be masculine?” Like there’s nothing radical you’re suggesting

PLSS I need an au where they are at each other jugular meanwhile Samme and Louis are bonding and making fun of their white guys from overseas 😭😭

lowk their beef would be fucking crazy

when my dog had surgery she cried a lot the first night, but she’d stop when i laid down beside her. so i crawled into her cage with her so she’d stop crying and pet her until she fell asleep. i fell asleep with her and when i woke up, that BITCH WAS ON MY BED AND LEFT ME IN THE CAGE

@satrns_nebula The opposite has been the standard forever. Why are there people are being weird that there's a preference that's picking up steam 😭

What world are you living in where black ppl are made the bottom by default

That homophobia be beating tf outta my momma she glitched so bad Tammat “your frien—your girlfriend—I mean your significant other—“

artists whos media tabs are 90% reaction images count ur days

Still. To this very day…we still don’t know what Gangle did with that figurine #TheAmazingDigitalCircus #TADC

My John Walker figure fell over a few weeks ago and I just haven’t picked him back up…

James is the best puppy top😌

@treebahark He did it

had my lawyer dad weigh in (zooble is one of his fav characters. he is bad with names 😭)