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my twitter is a character i play
and its basically like me but if instead of keeping my thoughts to myself all the time, i said what i was actually thinking
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yearnmaxxing foidcel
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killing myself would be a slight overreaction but i bet itd feel real good
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SOMEONE LET ME LOVE YOU GOD DAMNIT
☆*:・ﾟcas ｡･:*★@placebotictacs
life is genuinely so boring without a significant other to invest all of your love and effort into
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oh baby this would be so cool
too bad everyone hates me and wants me to die but just doesnt say it cus theyre fucking cowards
kath@kathsox
it’s a beautiful thing to have someone watch the way you get about baseball and still want to talk to you
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saying "boing boing boing boing" while i bounce on it because im full of whimsy and also your dick
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@MiaIsAOkay i could take like at least 0.3 girls at once
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I could probably take 3 girls max, at once. Beyond that the top starts to become a conductor.
Food Diaries@Travelodge_G
How many burgers can you eat in one go?
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i have this problem where if someone shows me even a crumb of affection i WILL envision an entire lifetime with them
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@buckmoding @faraday_vt Can I be your beautiful wife (I will take care of you)
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this and a beautiful wife who loves me and also sometimes has sex with other people
Faraday 🏳️⚧️@faraday_vt
i need ffs and full body laser and voice training and to figure out how to dress and do my eyebrows and then I'll be okay
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pro tip: if you're cis and transphobic you can just throw a They in your bio and do literally whatever u want to trans women. nobody will care
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i want to relax into her arms knowing i’m safe being myself and that she’s gonna be there for me no matter what
Food Pleaser@FoodPleaser
Be honest…. What’s the first word that comes to mind when you see this meal?
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sorry, I didn’t get much attention when I was younger, so when you flirt with me I automatically assume you mean it and smile and giggle and flirt back and get attached, I apologize, that’s my bad.
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