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new song out now bugboi x @PAYPALWITCH - winter distrokid.com/hyperfollow/bu…

Theyre betting against my mortality on kalshi

I’m claustrophobic but not in a way that makes me a fucking pussy, I just don’t like being in small spaces

Nothings funny when u hit that bone

i once saw a man get eaten alive and ripped to pieces by a gang of feral gnomes and ive never really been the same since despite extensive psychiatric help and medication

Think I’m in a tweet recession

I think I might be claymation

Ocean got more green and the skies more gray. We’re beyond cooked ✌️😭

New Earl and Mike split is pretty solid icl I fw Mikes half more

People my age talk about halo like how my dad told me about super mario bros when it came out

crazy that there’s a million stereotypes about minorities smelling bad then u go to a white persons house and it smells like dog surgery

Why tf would I pay a hospital bill in the big 2026 I thought we were past this

GERD makes me feel like a lava lamp

Homer shouldn’t be choking Bart.

Why is Peter so mean to Lois..

Joint taste like grilled hotdog #fuck

They’re breaking me down to the bare essentials

Idk if I could mentally handle seeing a alien rn can we wait like a month or two before they softlaunch the invasion

@theomoriboy I’m not Turkish fr

@bugboi turkish

She said I have “very unique features” #whatdatmean