Bumpy J. Nolan

@japan_nobunaga Dad gave me a .410 shotgun when I was age 10 - fast forward 56 years - I now own 3 12-gauge shotguns, two .22 rifles, and three AR-15s, along with five handguns in assorted calibers.

Be honest with me, Americans 🇺🇸 Do you actually own a gun? In Japan, I have never seen a real one. Not once. Not at a friend's house. Not in a drawer. Never. But online, every American just goes "oh, mine's in the nightstand" like it's a phone charger 🔌 So now I'm genuinely curious: What's YOUR gun? The very first one you ever got? Is this normal everywhere in the US? Or just some states?

@steveth75737857 3)

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@moveon_9910 I was the TV remote control in the 1960s...🤨

Something is wrong in this 1960s living room. Can you spot it?

@WorkElizab Buy at least 5000 condoms and USE them...That way, maybe I'll have some money 43 years later! 😁

You wake up tomorrow and it's 1983. What are you doing first?

@Zaira583642 106. 🤨 Hopefully, women in my life will be replaced with something else by then...🍺🤣😂🤣

@AntiLeftMemes I don't know...they look like "bummers" to me. Maybe if I have my laptop along and we watch The Naked Gun: From The Files Of Police Squad... youtu.be/EYMjvXdrZIw

Would you? A. Accept B. Decline

@ronsterd89 I'm going to say TANG. Maybe it is still around, I dunno.🤷🤷‍♀️ youtu.be/QTU4sKVmT6o

I saw this ⬇️⬇️⬇️ on a trucking forum I belong to and thought it was funny, so...🤷🤣😂🤣

@steveth75737857 17. 🍼 Er. 🍺

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@SGTWipper1Each I would try other choices before making Ibuprofen a habit - kidneys do NOT repair themselves if damaged. The V.A. used to prescribe strong Ibu to me for my lumbar stenosis that I ate like candy, and now I have Stage 3 kidney disease.

Back hurts today. Should I: A. Take 800mg Ibuprofen B. Change my socks C. Drink water D. Drive on

The jaws of justice are everywhere. tinyurl.com/4uztaapr

@JayJosephVet @vancegwynn Had me going for a minute until I started to read the comments... *I'm still puking out the bidumb administration, I guess.* 🤷

@vancegwynn It's Satire

The Army enjoyed it's 4 years under the last Commander In Chief a little too much

@BhattiLaib9960 I'm sorry I saw this post and can't believe I'm posting on it...

How would you respond to him?😂

@Sofia50020Sofia Take up archery as a hobby...🏹

Any advice to her..

@lady_valor_07 youtu.be/b78RfUCw_fU

What song do you think was playing in the background? 🎶

@SGTWipper1Each FUBAR...always guarantees quizzical looks from civilians. 🤷🤣

What's your favorite Military abbreviation or phrase?

@GlowSurfing I live 18 miles west of Mankato and this is the first I heard about this, but... I gave up cable TV 11 years ago, Mankato has it's own TV News Station KEYC - maybe it was on there? I don't get the Mankato Free Press newspaper. However, I don't recall reading this in any newspape

Do you know who this is fellow Minnesotans? Tyson Goodsell White 17yo football player who was 💀 - shot by a gang of Somalis in Mankato, MN on May 23rd. Tyson was gunned down execution-style in his Hyundai at 11pm after leaving his job. His car then smashed into a townhome. His mother heard the gunshots from her own house!! My God To quote Obama, ‘this could’ve been my son’! Main shooter thug: Abdikhadar Fakhi Mohidin (20, Somali) Accomplices thugs: Ahmed Fuad Mohamud, Ahmed Mohamed Mohamud Ryan Wolner. How many more whites will be taken for simply being white from their families before America wakes up? Local media - silent This stops when we stop importing them and tolerating it. When is it enough?

@itsrosesm I have many, but first and foremost - and this will miff some people, I know - is I will never understand how people can watch and be transfixed watching cars race around a track for seemingly an endless amount of time...

@itsrosesm The one I'm in - MinneSOta.🤨🙄

What American state would you absolutely never move to, under any circumstances?

@ronsterd89 If my Garmin GPS can be considered old-fashioned in 2026 I'll go with that... I was so HAPPY with my first basic GPS when I was trucking, it helped so much - combined with a Rand McNally Road Atlas to keep me out of trouble, of course.

What old-fashioned thing do you still refuse to give up?