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Sorry about my tweets

Holiday example: the manager of Gimbels in Elf is a Christ figure

New bit: saying someone in a show or film is a Christ figure when they r NOT

She’s a ten but you found her in the restricted section reading about horcruxes

The Malfoys are just a hot rich family who got mixed up in the wrong circles and lost their way. Give them a break.

What’s with gay dudes doing that voice? (Only gay dudes respond)

blind hottie at gym the only tools I have are odor and grunting but she’s got AirPods in so let’s hope “all day freshness” isn’t a lie

Ur in her DMs, I’m in the ymca parking lot rubbing leftover pre-workout on my gums.

new gym crush unlocked No words exchanged yet Stay tuned

Romanian men’s water polo goalkeeper looks like Kendall Roy a lil bit

@riggser Ya very weird

@campmoore hmmm

Might start dating Kendall Jenner

@riggser Floated this by a few friends at dinner last night and they said I might not be her type ???

@campmoore ohhh nice choice

Turn the radio on or don’t but please stop singing a capella sir

How come white chicks like that I’m sorry miss Jackson so much

FUN TO STAY AT THE

I daren’t ask the same of Merry and Pippin

do yall think Frodo and Sam ever kissed

@riggser Unsure

@campmoore oooo la la

Might be pregnant

@squeakoofficial @kehtexas Jura Chardonnay maybe. What u think Kathleen?

@kehtexas @campmoore ??

What wine would pair nicely with potato salad