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Til my tongue broke!

its fckdd up when ya mind playing tricks on ya

Dudes will ask where the bitches at but never look within

dating is a lot of work just to find someone to watch films with you

@RellSwp @kdburnner @talktoemhavin suk they dick already

@kdburnner @talktoemhavin Niggas still making burner accounts in 2026

Deen and Ab def fought up stairs lmao shit look awkward asf now

@void_chasm @SwannMarcus89 you incel

@SwannMarcus89 Yeah but he’s white and therefore a nobler soul.

Chud the Builder is so fucked lmfao I just watched the video from court in Clarksville a week or two ago. The day of the shooting, Chud had court at 9 AM, missed court, and showed up 4 hours later with a selfie stick and a gun. According to the prosecutor, Chud accosted the victim - who actually had court at 1:30 and had a reason to be there - and then when the victim approached him due to whatever Chud said, he assumed a bladed stance, switched the selfie stick to his left hand, and reached into his suit pocket. The victim then hits him because Chud is clearly reaching for a gun, Chud shoots him, and then Chud proceeds to G”get his ass kicked BY A GUY WHO JUST GOT SHOT. The video of Chud getting beat up is after he shot the guy, which is why there are no gunshots audible in that footage. There is apparently footage from courthouse security cameras of the whole altercation. He initiated the conflict and is such a pussy he lost a fight to a man with multiple preexisting gunshot wounds hahahahhahahah

@void_chasm @SwannMarcus89 shut the actual fuck up

and for my next trick, I will persevere out of pure fucking spite.

no seriously

I don’t think yall realize that people with no support system gotta operate completely different than average people

no convos to be had let me know how much it cost

@sharonvape fat piece of a whole lotta shit

the reta/glp-1 subreddits are full of people like “i divorced my spouse after 10 ears :) love this medicine”

this is one of the highest forms of magic available btw. the equivalent of a daily spell. some call it prayer, some call it manifestation, some call it quantum leaping, but the infinite driving force behind it is the same. and it always delivers.

@Typeshit002 @selovelenaa seriously

@selovelenaa Just shut the fuck up if you’re not going to complete your statement

I hate to be the one to say this but all of you can tell right?😭😭

@bklynnATL ain’t no way renters insurance is paying that lmfaooo don’t believe the internet

i be using tf out my renters insurance. i broke my phone and they paid for it, my power went out, they reimbursed me for the groceries, they even gave me my security deposit back before

please get addicted to thinking that you always get whatever tf you want. that you are THE chosen one and the luckiest person on earth. get used to thinking in YOUR DAMN FAVOR ♡

i sleep in silk sheets, adorn my self with gold jewlery, luxurious perfumes, wear high quality cotton and linen, indulge in the most decadent of desserts and treat myself like the most beautiful sensual princess because i am

New Yorkers are ridiculous man LMAOOO😭😭😭