Christina

When I was a kid I always imagined being interviewed by a glossy women’s magazine. While it’s not quite for the reasons I dreamed of, I feel privileged to be able to have the opportunity to raise awareness & help other women struggling today. @UKWomensHealth @beatED

@scousepie French & Saunders spoof of this still cracks me up

I’d wear the shit out of her outfit

@LuxMeaMundiAM Everything is ok, he’s just focusing on his health x

@LuxMeaMundiAM Yeah Adam is a mate I will check in

Hi all. Just wondering if anyone here knows @ adamfare1996 offline and knows if he’s doing ok? He hasn’t been on in over a month and he’s been going through a lot health wise for a long time. If anyone knows him offline, could you please check on him?

@DudeAdhd Stg I committed days to finishing the lion king and I still can’t do it as an adult

@chtaylor__ I could play for hours and hours. Some games just took you ages to finish.

When I was younger I played loads of computer games - Atari, Nintendo, Sega, Commodore 64, PC gaming and I also played many arcade games - right up into my late twenties. This whole thing about screen time is nothing new.

@1ssve @mill3nnialmh You could just request flexible working if you live in the uk. Everyone is entitled to.

At my next job, I’m gonna lie about having a kid so I can leave the office anytime I want like everyone else with kids

@areyoflight Old cats = kidneys act like old people kidneys. So they’re still doing their job, just not as efficiently as they used to.

Cat people, I NEED your help plz! My elderly cat has been drinking a lot more water than normal, clearing a bowl of water a day. She is otherwise healthy despite being 16, no medical conditions. Any ideas? Or straight to the vet? Thanks! 💖

@LLLChick @KatieMagnet One of the best conversations I ever had at a till was when someone had to ask me for ID to buy a pack of teaspoons (??) & I said ‘I get knives, but teaspoons?’ & his response was ‘maybe they’re worried about heroin’. Which is obviously illegal at any age.

@KatieMagnet I went to authorise a guys shopping on the self scan machines at work & he said "I've got razors & paracetamol" The words "don't do it things can't be that bad" came straight out of my mouth🤦🤣🤦🤣

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@MarieBell626390 @PippaCrerar @Nigel_Farage @Keir_Starmer

This was very serious question from @Nigel_Farage which yet again @Keir_Starmer didn't answer, 70k mostly undocumented men entering illegally, many from islamist controled countries isnt something most of us are finding amusing. This was national security threat long ago. Islamist terrorist will have entered uk, hes doing nothing to stop it

And then Nigel Farage walks out of PMQs with his Reform MPs. Last to leave green benches is Robert Jenrick, who dismisses the chamber with a wave of his hand.

@beffybadbelly He looks like an adult version of my 14yr old’s first boyfriend & I can’t unsee it

Makes me so happy that more people are discovering the sheer genius of Sam Campbell now he’s on #LastOneLaughingUK. If you haven’t, please watch his series of Taskmaster 😭

Reform: Greens will legalise drugs. This is insane & will lead to carnage. Also Reform: We’d like more young people to inhale toxic chemicals that will increase their risk of heart disease & cancer.

@artsngrafts Ohhh my goodness. Mine’s 14 and has to wear heels for dance and it really is humbling to realise how grown up they suddenly are when they’re actually your little baby.

Having to look at some suits, ties & other formal wear for the teen who will be (hopefully) starting sixth form later this year 😭

@celticwarfare @Heccles94 Where does it say that in the actual headline?

@Heccles94 How dare she belittle trans women with cervical cancer.

Julia things it’s funny that minority groups have worse outcomes for cancer What a disgrace. thelancet.com/journals/eclin…

@Bergermeister23 You’re never going to believe how long Lent is

Christmas is one day. Easter is 3 days. Ramadan gets ramadammed down your throat for 30 days this 2026. I need a holiday from Islam. Hit the like if you need one too.

@TheVivCross @CaraLisette The point isn’t you can get pregnant on the mini pill, it’s that there’s loads of reasons (including this) why a woman wouldn’t have a regular menstrual cycle & be able to use it to assess if they’re pregnant.

@chtaylor__ @CaraLisette Yes am exception Exactly what I said The mini pill stops periods just like the pill except in circumstances where it doesn't So once again for the hard of hearing. The exception Doesn't make the rule How many times does this need repeating

This is why men shouldn’t weigh in on abortion

@TheVivCross @CaraLisette Dunno, but let’s see how many times you bite. You understand this man thinks all women should be able to detect pregnancy via their periods? And if you take the mini pill, you understand this marker wouldn’t be obvious?

@TheVivCross @CaraLisette Literally no one is saying this happens to everyone it’s just an illustrative example of a scenario in which a woman wouldn’t know they were pregnant by having regular periods. Which in itself is an exception.

@chtaylor__ @CaraLisette Doesn't matter how many. The exception doesn't make the rule

@TheVivCross @CaraLisette Are you ok? I know loads of people this has happened to, including me.

@chtaylor__ @CaraLisette And the exception doesnt make the rule

@TheVivCross @CaraLisette The point is that it’s possible to become pregnant & have not had a period for ages because you’ve been on said pill. So that’s one of many ways woman wouldn’t know something was up with their periods.

@chtaylor__ @CaraLisette Yet the mini pill can stop periods so whats your point