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BOOMER: “We never worried about medical bills.” ME: “How much was insurance?” BOOMER: “$15 a month through the company.” ME: “What if you got sick?” BOOMER: “It was basically free.” ME: “So no real risk.” BOOMER: “Exactly. We worked hard.” ME: “Deductibles are $8,000 now.” ME: “Average family premium is $22,000 a year.” ME: “One hospital visit wipes out two years of savings.” BOOMER: “You kids just go to the doctor too often.” ME: “We avoid care because we can’t afford it.” BOOMER: “That’s because you’re lazy.” ME: “Or the system changed and you benefited from it.” BOOMER: “That’s not my fault.” ME: “No.” ME: “You just keep grading us with rules that no longer exist.”