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Ritvik Chaturvedi

@critvik

Fresh out of the oven. Me, not you. Currently @iiscbangalore; previously @indianexpress, @ucl, @univofdelhi.

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Ritvik Chaturvedi
Ritvik Chaturvedi@critvik·
After much thought, I've decided my pronouns are going to be 'we/ours'. I refuse to identify as someone who can be specifically identified. So, every time I get late, you're supposed to say 'Ritvik got late because our car broke and we failed to fix it.' Take that, geniuses!
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Ritvik Chaturvedi@critvik·
@drdating007 Well, 'you've been hypnotised to believe you're inferior.' That is a good takeaway.
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Dr. Dating@drdating007·
POV: 25 year old f*ckboy proves that you're currently brainwashed
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Ritvik Chaturvedi
Ritvik Chaturvedi@critvik·
@WhateverVishal When our kids are of the age where they should be exercising and developing their physique, we cram them up in tiny packed rooms for JEE coaching.
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Oxygen 💨@WhateverVishal·
They don't have to give P@J€€t Mains/ZhooPSC and other BOOMER suffering builds character fantasies Which Vishwaguru Teens have to go through This is their privilege that they don't have to learn about the capital of UGANDA for success in Life You get placed from IIT only to work under these Dmbfcks They can change tyre, sprint 100mtrs and real life decisions better than you Your only use for them is to do the code coolie giri for their ideas Harsh but True.
Suppressed News.@SuppressedNws1

“The BIGGEST issue in America is what BIKINI I’m wearing tomorrow” “We’re going to war with IRAQ that’s been crazy” “I’ve NEVER heard the word Ayatollah in my life” “Is Venezuela in SPAIN?” America’s future looks so bright lol.

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Pete Tran@pit5000·
@AlanRMacLeod It’s both. In capitalism the corporations are on the deck. In communism, the government is on the deck. The common man is always below deck.
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🐈‍⬛@_malaar_·
Goal is to Aura-farm like this (excluding the inherent elitism, classism and casteism).
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Ritvik Chaturvedi
Ritvik Chaturvedi@critvik·
@tathagata2 Hi sir, saw this retweet on my feed x.com/indologia/stat…. I had studied History for five years at the University of Delhi and have seen the rot from within. Would love to speak with you about it.
Indologia@indologia

Nobody elected them. Nobody appointed them. But somewhere after 1947, a small class of people decided they were in charge of your conscience. The arrangement they made was simple. They sit at the top. You sit below. They speak English and write op-eds. You speak your mother tongue and are always wrong. Their job is to explain you to yourself. Your job is to accept the explanation. The tools are familiar. Caste guilt. The backwardness narrative. The constant suggestion that Hindu majoritarian violence is always one election away, perpetually imminent. Each 'concern' is framed as a uniquely Hindu disease. It's never a residue of centuries of colonial extraction. The blame is Yours alone. There is one rule that never changes. Hindu pride is fascism. Hindu confidence is dangerous. Hindu civilizational memory is extremism. You are permitted to exist but you are not permitted to feel good about it. A Hindu majority that felt no guilt about existing would have no need for moral tutors. Thus this whole structure — the secular Lutyens elite and their the prime-time sermons — rests on your uncertainty. The moment that uncertainty lifts their foundations shake. A class that profits from your shame has no incentive to tell you the shame was manufactured. Your misplaced guilt keeps them employed. Your recovery would put them out of business. They need you on your knees. Apologizing. Explaining yourself. Grateful for the permission to exist. The moment you stand up the whole arrangement falls apart. Will you stand up?

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That's why I haven't dated anyone in the last 2 years. 😭😭
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Yuva@Yuva_Sanchari·
This could turn out to be the MOST WATCHED video on Nikhil’s YouTube channel 😂😂 #Kannada #ಕನ್ನಡ
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Ritvik Chaturvedi@critvik·
@RishiJoeSanu What is more bewildering to me is that she was recording the entire process on her GoPro. That's odd. Kinda cute = 'rich'. The 'Awkhaay' was a clear giveaway.
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Rishi | ഋഷി | 🌐🗽🥥🔰🏙
New monetization concept for an economically ailing suburban Kerala: Mallu McMansions as a vector for cross-border matchmaking.
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Ritvik Chaturvedi@critvik·
@RishiJoeSanu Won't work if the gender roles were reversed. If I, as a man, dared to enter someone's house like this, I would be driven out in no time.
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Ritvik Chaturvedi@critvik·
@total_woke_ So, if not capitalism, then how did Archie and his families get rich? Feudalism? Sadly, most kids studying History/Pol. Sc. in Indian Universities will watch this film/show as an economics lesson.
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Eminent Intellectual@total_woke_·
"No agenda" Zoya Akhtar tried to create Rang De Basanti for gen Z but even foreigners can see the blatant low IQ propaganda... #Dhurandhar2
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Ritvik Chaturvedi@critvik·
@PratyushaOBC The only thing that has ever broken that idea of God is Adam Smith and Alfred Marshall, not Periyar or Lenin or Stalin or Marx.
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Pratyusha@PratyushaOBC·
"If God is the root cause for our degradation, destroy that God. If it is religion, destroy it. If it is Manu Dharma or any other mythology(purana), burn them to ashes." - Periyar
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Ritvik Chaturvedi@critvik·
@effucktivehumor Oh, so those soldiers who are laying down their life for the country are incels and bhakts? Thanks for showing what side The Quint is on.
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Mikku 🐼@effucktivehumor·
Trust me, this is an actual review of Dhurandhar 2 by The Quint. Nothing more satisfying than watching these mfs have a full meltdown.
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Rosy@rose_k01·
Santosh is Getting ROASTED 😂😂
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IKENNA@kena_ewuru·
“De@th to all men” A sneak peek of what a world without men would actually look like
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Fem Mindset@fem_mindset·
This will hit them hard who got tired of begging for love💔🎯💯
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naina@shutupnaina·
i need to sit with the person who wrote this ad😭😭
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