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Wackin off

Tonight we let the Barry talk

@strugglinguncle :)

my friends

Set my VPN to America and now my ads are getting very good

@Portsgun Me whenever a man votes

This is the same shit that helped Trump get back in office btw

@remarks Anything that is a threat to the United States is fine by me

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas says progressivism is an existential threat to the United States.

@LargeMarge2024 @Variety 60% of American “people” have under $500

@crowdkilling @Variety Lots of retards putting PHD on their profile. I expect that from people in the 3rd world.

Dave Chappelle says he resents how "the Republican Party ran on transgender jokes. I felt like they were doing a weaponized version of what I was doing. That’s not what I was doing." "I was on Capitol Hill, and everybody ran up to take pictures with me from every congressional office. And I just take pictures with whoever asked... At first, it was CBC people. Then here comes Lauren Boebert and she said, ‘Can I get a picture?’ And I had already taken 40 pictures. I didn’t want to say no in front of everybody, but I didn’t know the phrase ‘I respectfully decline.’ So I just took the picture. And then she posted the picture and says something to the effect of, ‘Just two people that know that it’s just two genders.’ Just instantly, like, weaponized or politicized. So I got to the arena, and I lit her ass up for doing that. And she should never do that to a person like me.” (via NPR's Newsmakers) variety.com/2026/tv/news/d…

@LargeMarge2024 @Variety Guy called adolf schiffler taking my twitter name 100% seriously

@crowdkilling @Variety Oh are you a PHD? lol. I wish it was so devalued that I never heard about it and they didn't recruit in k-12. Go be mentally ill without the fanfare and self righteousness. Dave Chapelle is also a jackass.

I can’t believe women who don’t think women have any purpose outside of childbirth birth a lot of children

@LargeMarge2024 @Variety Definitely seems like you don’t care about it whatsoever

I don't give a fuck what the mentally ill do to their penis or vagina. They are retarded, special people, who don't think they have any value in who they are so they try to be someone else. You never see a trans-Syrian refugee. Or a Trans female in a burkha. How would they the attention they crave?

You’ve pooped your last crap, partner

Women are so much better and they have to go back in there for the first one and they have a good one and they have a mask on that shirt for the first one

@soBoticulate @BoomerUSofA @Rothmus What chocolate bar is $7? I don’t even think the artisanal vegan stuff costs that much

@BoomerUSofA @Rothmus i spent 3 dollars on a large organic avocado, 7 on a chocolate bar. I think junk food should probably get more heat than avocados. organic fresh baked sourdough loaf + avocado = $7 Chocolate bar = $7 Mcdonalds =$7

I’m feeling the Christmas spirit. And by Christmas spirit I mean rug burn around my ass hole

@6NewsAU Ok so “if you do us a favour and open the strait we’re gonna continue bombing you in a fortnight” Masterful gambit sir

#BREAKING 🚨 US president Donald Trump says Iran bombing will be suspended for two weeks if Strait of Hormuz opened immediately

@LammyTanny60796 @Prometheacc @jeanxvaljean Because they put jimmy kimmel back on the air

@Prometheacc @jeanxvaljean why isnt the strait open

Were about three weeks away from witnessing him become the first to use the term “goat fucker” in a presidential speech

John Fetterman ass outfit

@LauraLoomer Loomer really giving the rest of the world the thumbs up to talk about the US this way. Nuke the fucking lot