Chris Driver
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Carol has bats upstairs then?
And a loft with a strong pong.
#TheArchers
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@MarburyBirds @CAWOSBirding They have found the perfect sites so no need to go anywhere else.
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I used to like Carol Tregorron.
They've turned her into a horrible grump.
#thearchers
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@BardCumberland @HomesEngland Planning permission has been passed for a hay meadow next to me. It has skylark, lapwings, curlew. Deer roam through it and foxes hunt. All of this will be replaced with housing. Its devastating 😢
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The UK government's war on nature continues, as @HomesEngland plans to build beside one of our most important nightingale sites.
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Happy Bank Holiday! Here's a tongue-in-cheek parody song about @Nigel_Farage accepting a massive gift from a cryptocurrency billionaire and then hiding from a BBC interview - to the iconic tune of the legendary @The_Proclaimers. We're calling it: "Five Million Quid" 💰🤑💰🤑💰🎶
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In the replies to this post, there's probably 3 or 4 who're genuinely bothered about the fate of red squirrels. F*cking abysmal.
BBC News (UK)@BBCNews
Red squirrels 'close to extinction' in England bbc.in/3ODqZ75
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@SteB777 @MarburyBirds @CornerForNature @csdriverside Sparrowhawk, I think, with what could be a featherless nestling.
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Today's mystery raptor, its prey is a bigger mystery. I know it's an Accipter, but it looked quite big. It took me by surprise when I was taking a landscape shot, so only 1/800th of a second. So not that sharp. @MarburyBirds @CornerForNature @csdriverside

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Superb day in Extremadura Spain Wryneck was a lovey surprise, the Griffon Vultures were awesome, Rock Buntings posed, glorious scenery, delicious food! Also Bonellli’s Eagles, Alpine Swifts, Western Subalpine Warblers, Blue Rock Thrushes, so many Bee-eaters with @IoloWilliams2




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I saw my first Swifts over Whitchurch in North Shropshire today, so they're back. We seem to usually have a good population of Swifts in Whitchurch. @WriterHannahBT
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The Nigel Farage Guide to Being a Working-Class Hero
Step 1: Be born to a City stockbroker.
Step 2: Attend Dulwich College, fees currently £53,000 a year.
Step 3: Skip university. Become a City commodities trader instead.
Step 4: Run one of your metal broking firms into insolvency.
Step 5: Get elected to the European Parliament. Spend the next 21 years drawing a salary from the institution you're paid to dismantle.
Step 6: Claim £15,500 a year in expenses for an office your party was given rent-free.
Step 7: Put your wife on the EU parliamentary payroll. Take her off only when the rules force you to.
Step 8: Get investigated by the EU's anti-fraud office. Eventually have half your MEP salary docked to repay misused public funds.
Step 9: Throw a Brexit victory party at the Ritz. Decry the "professional political class" to a room of millionaires.
Step 10: Take £450,000 in personal gifts from Arron Banks. House. Car. Lifestyle.
Step 11: Take £5 million, undisclosed, from a Bangkok-based crypto billionaire. Days later, announce you're standing for parliament after all.
Step 12: Win Clacton. Take the £93,904 MP salary. Add £1.2 million a year from GB News at £2,300 an hour. Become the highest-earning MP in the House of Commons.
Step 13: Speak in parliament fewer times than any other party leader. Fly to America at least nine times in your first year. Refuse to hold in-person constituency surgeries. Holiday in France while parliament is sitting.
Step 14: Tell the working class you're one of them. Tell them to vote against their own interests, over and over again.
Pint, mate?
Pippa Crerar@PippaCrerar
EXCL: Nigel Farage was given an undisclosed £5m by crypto billionaire Christopher Harborne shortly before announcing he would stand in general election @Annaisaac reveals theguardian.com/politics/2026/…
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@Jennnyyyyyy Anybody who doesnt say 13 kg, you really need to think about your life goals..
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