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where the good girls at?

El mayor hijo de puta que has conocido jamás tenía esto de avatar de PSN.

I hope you make enough money to get out of situations you hate.

saldrías con alguien como tú?

being liked by kids is fun until they start following you everywhere.

0 gitanos en la lista eipstein, payada histórica

You can tell a lot about a man by his jump shot.

sex is great but I’m really into decency these days

Derrick Rose’s number 1 jersey will hang from the rafters in Chicago forever 🌹

toma tu creatina, come bien, duerme bien, llega al fallo y cállate

“Confidence comes from preparation.” — Kobe Bryant

La generación Z "sanando" del alcohol:

Ojalá el pensamiento critico se hiciera trend 😪

anyone you date before 21 is a childhood friend

im no expert but im pretty sure everything is fucked

el rey negro acaba de forzarme la cerradura para entrar en la casa

tocar pasto? no yo soy más de tocar fondo

Those overly religious people are some of the worst people you’ll ever meet .

I would never leave.

circle so small that when my phone rings i know it's scammers