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I fear that June is about to ask May to hold its beer

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Big news folks! I have just made it to the end of a lip balm without losing or breaking it and if that doesn’t qualify me as a responsible adult, then I don’t know if anything ever will.

Overthinking is basically playing mind games with yourself.

@WattMark hiya! Just wanted to drop by and tell you that you're still missed! Hope you're doing well! :)

@PassportIRL Website is telling me I have an issue date of 20th Feb, but it hasn't arrived and tracked envelope not sent... help? please? :)

@KirkFest hi there! Could you please tell me when bookings open for 2017 stalls?? Your website says today, but it's still closed? Thank you!

Completely forgetting that my car is in the garage has not been a good start to my day 🤦🏻‍♀️

The fact that my throat has more or less closed over is making me wildly unhappy this morning.

The problem with going to bed at 8pm is when you wake up at 3:30am and your brain's like- "yeah, we're done here. You're up now." 😒

My brain is in a blender.

Staying up, despite being dead on my feet, to catch up with my big-little brother was the perfect way to start my Christmas holiday. 😍

This week has turned me into a mild alcoholic.

Rum.

Being gifted with 6 bottles of rum and a bottle of tequila should probably tell me something about myself...whatever it is-I'm good with it.

Just finished White Collar. Wildly unhappy.

I mean, what's more fun than scrubbing your face to remove makeup only to realise you're giving the bags under your eyes friction burn...

This is how the future voted - in both the US election and the UK 'Brexit' Referendum. If you're young & feel unheard, your time will come.

Literally everything hurts.