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@ImBreckWorsham Totally sounds like nothing more than a hapless mishap

So, the Trump administration has awarded a $9.7 billion contract to Dell....Right after Trump purchased $5 million in Dell stock. I'm certain you can do the math.

@goldlikejoel Yeah!!! See you in Montana. I haven’t seen you guys play since 2008 in New Orleans. Can’t wait!

Feel like I heard this somewhere…

@Leonardaisfunny That's short term thinking. He knows how to conduct himself and did it right. It's not going to be his last time in public office.

Thomas Massie should dedicate his remaining 7 months in congress to burning it all down and revealing every last name on the Epstein list, including Trump’s.

@WhiteHouse It's now known as trump disappointment syndrome

Send to someone who needs

@FurkanGozukara How is his family making billions from the Iran War destroying his future?

CNN confirms a historic disaster. Donald Trump's independent approval rating is completely collapsing. He is officially more unpopular than Richard Nixon during Watergate and George Bush during the Iraq War. Trump's disastrous and unprovoked Iran war is destroying his future.

@Unrulycat2511 Technique for going deaf while opening a door with a shotgut

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@Marc_Brownstein Way to go!

I love leaving my primary care physician’s office with a “keep up the good work” 💪🏽 Prediabetes - NOPE, not anymore! Bordeline Hypertension - NOPE, not anymore! High cholesterol - NOPE, not anymore! Down 20 lbs since October. BP 117/76 Life is short. Make it longer.

@TourWrangler That’s a Son Seals song that Phish also covered

Seven years ago, Billy Strings played a Jazz Fest late night at Tipitina's and debuted Phish's Funky Bitch with Taz Niederauer sitting in.

@disco_biscuits I don’t see it on Nugs

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@Wombat_Matt @phish Whoa godamn!! What section & row?

Phish is back at the Sphere 🔮

@ComicDaveSmith She was just doing what she was told. Just a puppet for Trump. She won’t speak out. I’m sure they gave her an exit debriefing about what happens if she does

Good riddance Pam Bondi! You were every bit as much of a disgrace to this nation as any AG Obama or Biden nominated. Congratulations!

@Fwd_Party @thehill Voters need way better choices

@thehill Voters need more choices.

Trump approval slips to 33 percent in new survey thehill.com/homenews/admin…

@jbletlow Run Casey! Joining this administration will ruin your career

President Trump is fighting to Make America Healthy Again, and Dr. Casey Means is a key part of that mission. But a month after her confirmation hearing, Bill Cassidy still has not moved her nomination forward. As chairman, he should stop dragging his feet, do his job, and help advance President Trump’s agenda.

@alphafox He went out feeling so happy

Think marijuana is harmless? Think again: 😳

@reallouiehuey 10% cap on credit card interest

We were promised - Mass deportations $2 gas No new wars DOGE refunds Tariff refunds Abolish Department of Education Epstein arrests Deep state arrests Biden auto pen arrests Election integrity Fort Knox audits No inflation Cheaper groceries We have been lied to again.

@SurrealALincoln Yeah, except most leaders have the decorum that we expect of high offices

I wish that Japanese PM had cracked an Epstein joke.

@onehandpolitics Reckless buffoon

This country isn’t real man 😭

@PhishySwede @JannusLive Nice footage! Looks fun

Lotus and Pigeons Playing Ping Pong. Great show tonight in St. Petersburg @JannusLive

@SpaffordMusic Spafford always has the best posters!

Kicking off our March tonight and we’ve got some beautiful art for the month by the one and only @somesaxyart! 🦎📬 available at merch in regular paper and foil while they last! 👨🏻‍🚀

@SecKennedy What the fuck happened to RFK?

President Trump did a great job at tonight’s State of the Union address. He has had one of the strongest, most successful first years of any president in history.