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did someone say #phyuri ??? (used buffy as hair inspo for phil. its what she would want) #phanart

@littledinof and where was Lizzy through all of this 😭😭😭

i Had a dream where Joel Smallishbeans was a part of The Beatles but The Beatles were not Musicians but instead YouTubers who made Mr. Beast style content And for some reason Joel Smallishbeans kept Showing his penis Everywhere on YouTube and everyone Got really fucking Annoyed

i love how dan and phil fans will be like "this is the most fun i've ever had <3" and then whenever dnp do literally anything their twitter page is like "they want me DEAD we all gotta KILL OURSELVES this is the WORST THING ever i'm in EXTREME PAIN"

@dyketanyl MEEEEE MEEEEE MEEEEE

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i know my soulmate is gonna be a weird nerd who makes stupid jokes but is super intelligent and randomly sings song lyrics mid conversation and dances with me mindlessly in the kitchen

having depression is so embarrassing i'm feeling really accomplished about today and all i did was change my sheets lmao

@pinofdnp But is it gonna be like a hard launch live kinda thing because I genuinely don't know how they would've written, made and rehearsed an entire stage show during this time

@pinofdnp I don't know. I don't think so. Neither one really seemed that stressed while Dan was talking. Even when Dan admitted he almost revealed it. If it were a tour, I think Phil would have been LOCKED-IN to the words he was saying and more 'I can't believe you'.

@pinofdnp @JJidk_030 There is something I want that I low key think IS happening because it is SUCH an obvious opportunity to make money & expand their fan base. So I dont want a tour

thats the devil speaking

IS IT AN EYE LIKE IN THE TIT TRAILER?!

if by some miracle theyve managed to plan and make the hard launch, the entire fucking podcast, make basically three videos a week AND plan a tour in the last year and a half then i have even more insane respect for them than i already do because HOW THE FUCK

@dyketanyl it will happen it will happen

@deadxstart dan is not okay .

my bets: - NOT a tour. they know the state of the economy (I hope) - Dan Is Not Okay release - Phiw made a Movie - Guests on the podcast - A baby or something because it looks like a fetus - They got married and divorced - New app - Clothing line like whole brand - New Content

worst feeling ever is when you look at an oomf's replies and you see the greyed out interaction buttons of doom

what if they bring back dystopia daily😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

Dan And Phil Comfort Youtubers? WRONG all dan and phil do is cause me mild to severe discomfort with their consistent edging 💔😡

My hot take about the announcement: If tour: HELL YEAH, A TOUR If book: HELL YEAH, A BOOK If docummentary: HELL YEAH, DEEP DIVES If merch: HELL YEAH, NEW DRIP (rip wallet) If new show/project: HELL YEAH, MORE CONTENT If phaby: HELL YEAH, MPREG

“So… I’ve met someone new. She lives in Germany and-” expected prejudice: “she”? you’re dating a girl? my Brazilian family: AFTER WHAT THEY DID TO US IN THE 2014 WORLD CUP SEMIFINALS?

i actually didnt get a tour vibe

am i the only mf on this app who would be ok with a tour happening rn 😭