Dicky Wright
762 posts
Ings misses a brilliant chance to score the opener, which leads to Lincoln fans singing "fucking useless" #WHUFC
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@joebatesss Also, why in all the deals I have seen depicted on screen do they never have to give change? Is that a thing? If I were to enter the world of dealing, could offering change/being able to break a 20 be my USP?
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As a West Ham fan I don't want to get carried away but I will say when we play Man City on the 16th it will be definitely decide the title....
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Newcastle turning their attention from Tierney to Hall.
Monaco turning their attention from Balogun to Daka.
Two weeks left of the transfer window, Arsenal are at risk of having a very bloated squad.
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Guardiola signs Gvardiol, hinting at the existence of a Guardiloest
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@LanceJCarter They filmed scenes for Endor there recently - are the crews still there?
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Yes. Yes. Yes. Even worse when they are good at it. No one has the right to be funny and attractive.
Anon Opin.@anon_opin
No one likes it when very good-looking people try comedy. You've already won life's lottery and now you're actively trying to muscle in on one of the few things that us ugmos can use to help us distract from our unfortunate looks. Know your place, stay beautiful and bland.
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@anon_opin Yes. Yes. Yes. Even worse when they are good at it. No one has the right to be funny and attractive.
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No one likes it when very good-looking people try comedy. You've already won life's lottery and now you're actively trying to muscle in on one of the few things that us ugmos can use to help us distract from our unfortunate looks. Know your place, stay beautiful and bland.
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@WhatTheFFacts @ExWHUEmployee - is this true?
(You get tagged in to clarify so much bollocks I thought I would mix it up a bit for you)
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During sex, women are more likely to have orgasm if they are wearing socks. 🧦
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@WestHam_Central Off topic but AZ Alkmaar lay on a lovely spread
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Doff of the hat to @PrideOfIrons for raising so much for such a good cause and thanks for letting me be part if it 🙂
#irons
Pride Of Irons@PrideOfIrons
We raised £1005.00 @Dr_NassMohamed @AlwanFoundation Thanks to all the amazing groups and individuals that took part & donated Huge shout to Kath Keats @KP_comedy @dickywright Congrats to @ProudandPalace for winning the trophy 👏 See you next year #StrongerTogether #LGBTQIA
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If you havent booked your spot at the @projectmoz comedy night on the 22nd April in #Groombridge then pull your finger out and contact me 😉
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I can't wait until LinkedIn is old enough to start to be spammed by people who are retired who no longer give a fuck and call out ex employers and colleagues for the knobs that they really are.
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@AlisonDennison @Glassdoor :) It was the perfect antidote to reading all the guff you see on LinkedIn.
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I don't know what this says about me as a person but this afternoon I spent 30 minutes reading bad @Glassdoor employee reviews of companies I have worked at and it has put me in a great mood.
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