frisbee_enjoyer

I am obsessed with figuring out if this is me

@mortdotorg #aglforlife #aglstans #imissagl

“sneaky sneaky cunt?” -agl

Thanks to American efficiency, the US can achieve with only two parties a level of deeply antagonistic institutional stalemate that usually requires 5 or more parties in Western Europe.

Days like these the MTA so intensely smells like the human equivalent of wet dog 🐕

"Democracy might begin as a defensible procedural mechanism for limiting government power, but it quickly and inexorably develops into something quite different: A CULTURE OF SYSTEMIC THIEVERY. As soon as politicians have learned to buy political support from the "public purse," and conditioned electorates to embrace looting and bribery, the democratic process reduces itself to the formation of (Mancur Olsons) "distributional coalitions" — electoral majorities mortared together by common interest in a collectively advantageous PATTERN OF THEFT." "Worse still, since people are, on average, not very bright, the scale of depredation available to the political establishment far exceeds even the demented sacking that is open to public scrutiny. LOOTING THE FUTURE, through currency debauchment, debt accumulation, growth destruction, and techno-industrial retardation is especially easy to conceal, and thus reliably popular." Democracy is essentially tragic because it provides the populace with a WEAPON TO DESTROY ITSELF, one that is always eagerly seized, and used. Nobody ever says "no" to free stuff. Scarcely anybody even sees that there is no free stuff. Utter cultural ruination is the necessary conclusion." Nick Land "The Dark Enlightenment" imperiumpress.org/shop/the-dark-…

Today I’m just a little gal in the big city

You only need to walk through Times Square at 5 pm once

My goal is to use every public restroom in New York City - my butt is intrigued….

In the span of one Billy Joel song my mother has sent me 7 instagram reels

@_kassell I am another source that says yes

Today the wind blew my hat off on a scenic ski lift and my sister said “is it worth it?” And I said “no, probably not” before hiking 30 minutes each way to get that mf’ing hat

DID NOT GO AS PLANNED!!! WHO WOULD’VE GUESSED THAT SILLY + TIPSY DOES NOT EQUAL TOLERANT!!!

Mother is drunk! Time to explain gender and sexuality to her before she realizes what’s happening!

Anyone know anyone looking for New York roomies??? Clara and I are desperate for one more!!!

@adeledazeems Don’t worry we are all also still thinking about it

@adeledazeems Or you would be too subtle in it for us to notice you….

@adeledazeems I’m clearing my schedule to be more like my popular friend @adeledazeems

I’ve been alerted (by the sky) that these are fireworks

Hearing a lot of gun shots tonight… maybe LA isn’t as safe as they say….

Thanks to my friend @adeledazeems for liking my tweets this morning at 7:05 am

About to smoke my first cigarette in New York City…. Living the dream…..