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@GomerBlog Family med poem. Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your cough is viral. No zpack for you.

“The mind is the only function of the nervous system not encased in skin or skull, and thus it can only be accessed by language.” Xi Chen

@BookNoteApp The Covenant of Water.

What book are you currently reading?

If you tweet but no one sees it did you even actually tweet? #twitter

New ep drop. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/doc…

“One writes to know what one has been thinking.”

#vacation #parenting

An Iceberg is an amazing beverage. It is a beer that has frozen margarita on top. To keep it ice cold. Best served in a pool bar. While on vacation. #iceberg #vavationvibes

There is no such thing as too much sunscreen. Only not enough. #irish

I am so behind that yesterday catches up with tomorrow.

Unpopular opinion: I still prefer reading physical books over digital ones.

My goal is to watch 100 hours of college basketball this week.

I both love and hate my phone. #disconnect

Coaching for your life. #podcast #coaching podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/doc…

My family is addicted to watching @TheTraitorsUS. It is so good. Gotta turn it off but can’t . #TraitorsUS

It will be weird for me to refill patent’s temazepam prescriptions now that I know Jeffrey Dahmer used this medicine to drug his victims. #sleepmeds #temazepam

Reasons why March is the best month of the year 1. College Basketball 2. Daylight Savings 3. Spring Break 4. St Paddy’s Day 5. More College Basketball 6. Frozen Thin Mints 7. Random 72 degree days 8. College Basketball 9. Baseball 10. Happiness and Joy HM: College Basketball

@AuthorGFAllen All of them.

How many of your family members have actually bought your books? 📚