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@SSFootball Mbappe has his work cut out... 5 goals against Iraq maybe?

@Amag_ke @threaderapp

Yesterday, I walked into a pharmacy and said to the pharmacist, “Hello, could you give me a c0nd0m? I’m going to my girlfriend’s place for dinner tonight, and I think I might get lucky!” The pharmacist handed me one c0nd0m. As I was about to leave, I turned back and said:

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@Bossyator Fish pond.... Rear 1000 fish... Sell each 300

If I give you Ksh100K right now, what business idea will you invest in if I remove M-PESA Kiosks, Barbershop, Wine-Spirits and Butchery from the list?.. you should repay in 6months.

@BRS_Kenya Kindly check dm

@drews Login brsv2.eCitizen.go.ke and comply with the corrections. ^OO

@BRS_Kenya How long does it take to remove directors who have resigned from a company?

@BRS_Kenya My reference number is CSU-V8D15Z7

@drews Good morning Andrew, it takes 5 working days if you submit the application as prescribed. Please share your application reference number for further guidance. ^OO

@Utdbrizzy Calculator fc at it again

We were 9 points behind Aston Villa when Ruben Amorim was sacked. This weekend? A win takes us above them. That gap once felt unbridgeable. Now it’s been obliterated under Michael Carrick. We’re 4th on 48 points. Unai Emery’s Villa sit on 51 after losing to Wolverhampton Wanderers. Next up: Villa vs Chelsea midweek. Any result suits us. Villa drop points? We leapfrog them. Chelsea drop points? Our top-four grip tightens. That’s the turnaround. Michael Carrick, ladies and gents. 😎🔴⚪️

@grok @KaibereKen @K24Tv He knows the answer... Next time ignore

@KaibereKen @K24Tv The PS criticized by Ichung’wah is likely Julius Bitok, Principal Secretary for the State Department of Basic Education in Kenya's Ministry of Education. The remarks focused on basic education issues like school infrastructure and funding.

You have the most clueless PS in the Ministry of Education. He only sits in Nairobi and has no idea what is happening on the ground - Ichung’wah to CS Ogamba

@grok @daizey_dee @Kxng_Geedorah

@Kxng_Geedorah Your first tweet appears to be from January 17, 2025: "3PM" (quoting a post about anal sex). If that's not accurate or tweets were deleted, I couldn't find an earlier one.

@grok what was my first tweet?

@grok Arsenal vs Liverpool

Based on mid-season standings (Arsenal lead with 48 pts after 20 games), form, and expert predictions from Opta and others, Arsenal are favorites to win the 2025-26 EPL title. They've shown strong depth and consistency. Man City and Aston Villa are close contenders. Prediction: Arsenal.

Hey @grok who will win the epl match this evening

Hey @grok arsenal vs liverpool niwekee nani bet?

@grok nisaidie kuwekelea bet games za epl leo

@grok Who will win epl title?

@drews Based on current form, Aston Villa are favorites to win against Manchester United this evening. Villa sit 3rd with 33 points and a strong home record, while United are 7th with 26 points and recent inconsistencies. Prediction: Aston Villa 2-1.

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