Katie Pass

@dyerAndie @Dawn_French A KitKat or Twix can still very much work for this.

@Dawn_French Remember the Cadburys Spira, they could be used like a straw to drink through 😍

Dunkin a Wispa Gold in m’cappachoochoo this time. Can’t understand why my curves are resolutely not flattening. Everything is FINE here.....

@admit_medics As an anaesthetic reg: 🤣🤣🤣

Winston Churchill attempts a cannula: a #VEDay thread

@RevRichardColes Our lawn also covered in dandelions and husband wanted to keep. I told him they had to go. He's now dug it all up and is sieving earth into piles of "medium coarse", "coarse" and "fine". The corner by the compost is left to wild. Thou shalt have a fine lawn!

@mancunianmedic Unfortunately many women have internalised misogyny and they don't even realise it.

@morefluids I thought you were going to say bread. But butter also terrible loss!

I have invented a new diet regime. The BBB diet. Simply eliminate booze, butter & biscuits. Book coming out soon. *of course I am not serious. I have no idea what I’m talking about!

@DaleksGamertag Thank you for looking out for him. Sending James huge love and best wishes x

@GongGasGirl Does your love for puppy directly correlate to no. of photos??

@GongGasGirl Omg

@JoshhTerry 😂

@lifeofbryony @AviationGin @VancityReynolds Absolutely brilliant!!

I am so overwhelmed to have just received 3 bottles of Gin from @aviationgin Such generosity and kindness. It has made an old lady very happy! I cannot wait to try it at Gin O'Clock today! Thank you so very much @aviationgin and @vancityreynolds you are so sweet.

@gabyadkins Congrats!!

@DocJasmina Somebody swallowed a whole egg. And it did bad things.

@hammerheadbat You look just like Brett from Flight of the Concords!!

@LarcombePeter @AlanHawxbyMD I was also repeatedly searching for this.

@AlanHawxbyMD None of them. The first syllable is ‘disp’

OK #medtwitter. Let's settle this. How to pronounce DYSPNEA? (I've heard them all)

@JoannaCannon If you run out then The Bay on ITV was quite good also. Ditto The Confession.

Time for murdery jam on toast. Finished Whitehouse Farm last night which was EXCELLENT and Mark Addy in particular was utterly superb. Now I'm watching Deadwater Fell because you can never have enough DT in your life IMHO, then I'm onto The Missing because ditto James Nesbitt.

@JoannaCannon Oh lordy you have the BEST sofa time lined up. Watched all of these. There's just something compelling about a British telly detective show/thriller. That, or I've fully become my mother.

@flamingnora Doh, obvs posh chocolate/other snack

@flamingnora Posh hand cream, nice water bottle for re-hydrating (esp if breastfeeding), a good magazine to flick through. Probably some other posh pampering product

INSPIRATION NEEDED! Gifts for a new mum. Obviously needs to be delivered (East London) from business still functioning under lockdown. Please HMU!

@DrGolfShirt Adrenaline: tachycardia.

What’s the most ridiculous medication “allergy” you have ever seen?

@Medic_Russell They all have great elements. You'll never be able to settle for ONLY one. Whether this is true of marriage and relationships, who knows!

Can’t decide if the replies to this with lovely stories about finding the one in teens/20s are absolutely adorable or are rubbing my face in your sickening happiness. Also I’ve narrowed it down to Sainsbury’s, ASDA, M&S, and Waitrose. Stay tuned for more exciting developments.

people who get married in their 20s terrify me wtf how can you make such an impactful decision so early when I’m 27 and I still haven’t worked out which supermarket is my favourite?