devon

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devon

@earth2devon

writer, diva, pisces

Brooklyn, NY Bergabung Nisan 2022

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devon@earth2devon·29 May

spending $264 on tequila sodas and uber in one night

luca 🎀@lucawya

If you’re 25+ and unmarried, wtf are you doing?

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Jorge Correa@itsjorgecorrea·20h

Yo cuando el hombre que sería un novio terrible no me elige

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devon@earth2devon·1d

and i wonder why he doesn't want me

🌾🌾dyatlov pastiche 🌾🌾@muffinlab

i'm slouching in my chair and watching videos on my phone with the brightness all the way up. i'm dehydrated, my skin is dry and i'm abusing advil. my fit is trash too

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erin proctor@postproctorism·2d

a streetcar named your mom

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elliott spliff@jennacxruso·2d

my future husband is out there somewhere making references that his friends don’t understand it’s ok honey i’m coming

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devon@earth2devon·2d

you ever listen to a song and know it would hit 10x harder if you were in love

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Hadas Weiss@weiss_hadas·2d

and for the lady perhaps revenge?

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devon@earth2devon·3d

a meeting with a recruiter? you mean a talking stage?

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starr@starrchildx·4d

knower of ball; connector of dots.

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Debbie Downer@ANGELBABYBITTY·4d

This summer im gonna behave like future if he was a girl

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devon@earth2devon·4d

non binary people don't owe me androgyny but one does owe me money

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devon@earth2devon·4d

girl who met her bf on bumble in 2018 when she hears about how hard it is to date: it's a numbers game!

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hunter harris@hunteryharris·5d

the concept of being a “cornhole star”

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slothy@slothy_420·6d

gun to your head build a bear

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miia@miiagarro·20 Mar

lesson learned: if he wants you first he's evil

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devon@earth2devon·21 Mar

i love laying in bed #bedoholic

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devon@earth2devon·21 Mar

@TennesseeTwunk wow... i feel so seen

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WholesomeTweets4KindFolks@TennesseeTwunk·20 Mar

Being a gay man versus a gay guy are two entirely different concepts… gay man is an identity, gay guy is a mental mindset. Women can be gay guys if they live life with an appropriate joie de vivre