Idris 

Sometimes it’s just way easier to be chill observer than jumping into the crowd

I'd rather treat your fuck-ups than treat an infection.

I don't mind taking the longer route to avoid interacting with people

Any outcome whey go bring income, carry am come.

I don’t know how else to describe it, but they managed to white wash a white woman.

Can you ignore your favourite person for $1000000??

i just know coochie hit different back in the day. no showers. no soap. no trimming so the flavor got marinated. the aroma had to be flawless. just an unadulterated primal stench. i truly envy people of the past.

The 007 legacy is officially in the trenches if this is the replacement

If they show you their soft spots, protect them. Don't weaponize what they trusted you with. Real intimacy is feeling safe while falling apart. A relationship isn't what you feel; it's what you do with their trust.

Everything won't make sense immediately, and that's fine.

Just because you have a good mum doesn’t mean your dad has a good wife.

the tumbler ridge tragedy: when chatgpt knew too much. openai is being sued by families in a canadian mining town after one of the worst mass shootings in the country's history. jesse van rootselaar, an 18-year-old, opened fire in tumbler ridge back in february, killing 8 people and injuring 25. five children and an education assistant were among those killed. openai allegedly knew something was wrong months before the first shot was fired. last june, the suspect spent days describing graphic scenarios of gun violence to chatgpt. openai leadership actually debated alerting the police about the activity but ultimately decided to do nothing. they banned the account, but the suspect just opened a second one to keep going. now, the families are suing for negligence and 'aiding and abetting' the shooter. they’re demanding openai hand over the chat logs and inviting sam altman to see the trailers where kids now have to go to school. altman apologized last friday, but the town says 'sorry' doesn't fix the school they had to close down. openai claims they’ve 'bolstered safety protocols' since the tragedy. a 12-year-old girl is still in the hospital with three bullet wounds. openai knew. they debated. they stayed silent.

@kellytheboss7 kevin is a better person than me, honestly.

The group chat was called Day Ones 🔥 even though half of them met last year. They planned a birthday surprise for Kevin for two whole weeks. Ideas were flying: “Let’s decorate!” “I’ll bring cake!” “I’ll bring drinks!” “I’ll distract him!” Everyone was active. Energy high. Birthday day arrives. Only two people show up. One came empty-handed. The other came hungry. Kevin himself was the one carrying chairs from inside the house. Someone texted, “I’m almost there” from a location clearly 14km away. Another sent a voice note breathing heavily like they were in an action movie: “Bro traffic is crazy.” Meanwhile they were seen on Instagram at a nyama choma spot. Then the worst betrayal happened. The friend who said he’d bring the cake arrived with a loaf of bread and said: “Same ingredients if you think deeply.” Silence. Kevin looked at everyone, laughed, then said: “You people are not friends. You are plot twists.” Even the candles refused to light.

Weed is cool but have you ever had someone who cared about you? Me neither pass that blunt😭😂

I can’t date a man that doesn't have a beard. ... Auntie, is it hair you want to marry or a human being? Go and date a he-goat then. 🐐😒

If you're a guy and a girl named Precious hasn't dealt with you before, I can't rate you.

if you followed your childhood dream job, what would you be right now???

I was standing in line at the supermarket and the cashier told the guy in front of me, “Sir, your card declined.” This man looked at the machine, looked at HER, then confidently said, “Try it again. Maybe you offended it.” She ran it again. Declined. He sighed dramatically, opened his banking app, stared at his balance for like 10 seconds straight, then whispered, “That can’t be right,” like the app personally betrayed him. Why do some people always act like insufficient funds is a technical glitch and not a financial situation 😭

If my name was Pharaoh I'd speak just like this.

“Tekno ft Tecno 😭😂”