Must’ve been on his way to the machete amnesty bin
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The Noticer@NoticerNews
A teenager has been injured in a savage machete attack by about 10 masked thugs at Eaton Mall in Oakleigh, Melbourne, on Friday night. Follow: @NoticerNews
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@eltapoloco
Too autistic to make friends, too retarded to make money, serial lurker, occasional reply guy, digester of the slop
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@kingbtc @LynAldenContact Something along the lines of “nothing stops this train”
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Didnt know Magic Eden was shutting down their wallet. Forgot I had .44 BTC on it. Go to remove, is gone. Zero balance. Panic mode. Load into rabby wallet (bad had to use phrase), money gone. Omega panic. Realize its an ordinal wallet. Find new wallet, load phrase again (bad), money appears. Turbo spam send it to hard wallet. Were so back!
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Quick everyone - more paper straws!!
Open Source Intel@Osint613
Japan's Sakurajima volcano has erupted.
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Finally decided to pick up Crimson Desert once I learned they have a primitive investment system for your money (always wondered why games didn't do that)
It's a beautiful game aesthetically, and, I suspect that once I am past the trillion hour introduction, it might even become enjoyable
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More unreleased stuff
90’s> everything
Doomsday was never done justice
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im prepared, i dont give a fuck, i dont have a lot of money, i live in a jr 1 bedroom apartment, i have a fake job, my tax dollars all go to criminals from third world countries, there are schizo homeless everywhere, everything is expensive as fuck, all the houses are overvalued, texas is full of indians, my hometown is majority latino, the food is fake, the government is being run from tel aviv, the only way to make money is online prostitution, all cars suck, you cant get a decent meal anywhere, the pussy has been paywalled, analytics ruined sports, they dont make good movies anymore, the internet is just various forms of linkedin, video games suck, the quality of everything is terrible, books suck, minorities are constantly on speaker phone, the TSA lines are long, everywhere smells like weed, women bring their dogs everywhere, the garlic isnt as strong as it used to be, everywhere is flooded with LED lights...
and on top of all of that, everyday i have to hear some SILICON VALLEY FAGGOT write SPOOKY CAPESHIT about "the dangers of AI" like i have ANYTHING TO LOSE
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That’s gotta be an album cover somewhere
📜Echoes of Empire📜@EchoesofEmpire_
Queen Genepil, The Last Queen Of Mongolia, 1920.
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What the fuck
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Disclose.tv@disclosetv
NEW - Study shows exosomes from pig semen, loaded with anti-cancer nanoparticles, then made into eyedrops, were able to breach the body's natural protective barriers and deliver anti-cancer drugs to the retina, leading to suppression of tumor cell growth. disclose.tv/id/32q6zvqncw/
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this is true but it gets way more nuanced.
imagine reframing getting shot at.
dude pulls a gun and shoots you but you see nothing other than him looking at you and yelling shit and he turns around.
and someone has the keys to control all that
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🚨: Quantum Immortality suggests that you can’t die, because every time you “die,” you shift into a universe where you survived
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Is this a fucken April fools or something?
Aus Integrity@QBCCIntegrity
BREAKING: Australian Prime Minister Anthony Albanese stopped the nation in a rare address on every single station across the country. His message: Stay Calm, Carry On. This narcissistic pig stopped a nation so we could watch a pre-recorded message. What do you think he said?
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"Scully it is wery important that we do the needful and kindly investigate what is happening with the aliens"
"*teeth sucks noise* boy you crazy talmout aliens, that ain't my job"
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Himesh Patel will star alongside Danielle Deadwyler in Ryan Coogler's THE X-FILES reboot for Hulu. Two highly decorated but vastly different FBI agents form an unlikely bond when they are assigned to a long-shuttered division devoted to cases involving unexplained phenomena.
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