Emma Louise Layla

Trying to figure out where you went wrong building that IKEA cupboard

This 18th century oak table mounted with Sèvres porcelain was a gift from Marie-Antoinette to the wife of an English diplomat. J’obsessed. ⚜️ Circular work table, by cabinet-maker Martin Carlin (about 1775) at the V&A Museum.

This is cool 🤌

Sweet morning at the aquarium for Leo’s birthday, followed by a sunny Southbank lunch feat. a tableside Happy Birthday, as he clapped and polished off one of his many treats of the day. He went to bed a very happy petit monsieur. Oh, to be two! 🐟 instagram.com/p/DXcn7k3DNCu

"Mummy, why don’t you cook lovely dishes like Masterchef?" The CHEEK.

Can’t stop, won’t stop 🌸 #cherryblossom

@TrungTPhan lol I think about this all the time

looking forward to part of Nadal’s Netflix documentary when he explains how he won his 14th French Open (2022) before the match even started by freaking out Casper Ruud with the most unnecessarily intense prematch warmup in the hallway before they walk out

A quarter of nursery and primary school children are overweight or obese - this is long overdue: theguardian.com/education/2026…

Who says ballet’s not for boys? My four year old son loved English National Ballet’s My First Ballet: Cinderella at the weekend, at the new Sadler’s Wells East. The classic fairytale features beautiful dance, music by Prokofiev, and narration suitable for children 3+. 🩰 #Ballet

Yes you can come, just don't be weird. Me:

"I'm at my limit" emotional or claude?

Love these cheap & cheerful cat eye sunglasses ☕️ bit.ly/4debooi

Claude watching me write code manually after I hit the daily limit

Leo is two! Fastest two years of my life. Happy Birthday to our feisty, funny, cuddly little boy 🦁 instagram.com/p/DWSCCJhDOQv #LesBerrys

I overthink, therefore I overam.

one minute you’re 8 years old without a care in the world and the next you’re googling this

Happy first day of spring 🌱 #SpringEquinox

overheard on the train this morning: "i think that guys listening to our conversation”

You mean… sandwiches?