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@drearymondays HAVE WE FOUND A LIVESTREAMER FOR TONIGHT???

I need livestreams and 10000 full hd videos of Noah Kahan singing 23 tonight or I will not be okay

Genuinely going to

@busyheadvinyl Nono I’m actually going to hurt somebody

if maine wins i will become a problem

GUYS DO WE HAVE A LIVESTREAMER TONIGHT😭 I need to watch tonight or I’ll crumble

Playing 23 without me in attendance is actually a form of cyberbullying so I’m actually gonna have to report Noah on all platforms

Guys I’m literally get a 23 tattoo next week I’m not ok at all. No one talk to me.

yall remember how everyone was going to storm area 51 that’s how i’m going to be if noah plays halloween or howling at fenway park STORM THE PARK

I sure do hope I make it in time for Fenway tomorrow!

@KahanArchive How is bro tucked into bed already

🐞| Noah hops on Instagram story and thanks his fans for their energy and dedication at these Fenway shows “I think I talk so much about how grateful I am sometimes and I feel like I come across as I’m like, bullshitting, but I’m really fucking not”

@HannahMaeLois Thank you thank you 😌

@emsheadednorth This made me EL OH EL 😂

Noah Kahan: The Great Divide Tour Setlist 🐞 FENWAY PARK N3, Boston. (a thread) 🐞 1. American Cars 🇺🇸🚗 GUYS IM LITERALLY AT FENWAY FUCKING PARK 😭😭😭😭😭

Ok I’m done thx

Whoever went to Fenway N3 I hope both sides of your pillow are warm. I hope your phone dies when you’re at 2% away from finding the answer you needed. I hope every sock you put on twists just enough to be uncomfortable. I hope your charger only works if you hold it at an angle.

I hope your headphones get caught on every doorknob you pass. I hope every shopping cart you grab has one squeaky, wobbly wheel. I hope your toast always lands butter-side down. I hope your cereal gets soggy faster than you can eat it. I hope you hit every red light driving.

I hope every time you microwave leftovers they’re either still cold in the middle or lava on the outside. I hope you always walk into a room and immediately forget why you went there. I hope your sleeves slide down every time you wash your hands.

🕯️🕯️Everyone manifest Simon kahan during encore🕯️🕯️

@waybackkat I’m to sober for this actually

I’m too drunk for this

Listening to Noah Kahan sing Godlight through a grainy livestream in 2026 was a spiritual experience