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The Roman soldiers looking for Jesus in the tomb… #HeIsRisen #Easter #HappyEaster

#CFB returns in 146 days Adrian Peterson - Oklahoma

watching my dumbass nephew struggle to find an easter egg that’s literally in the bush he’s looking at

“Stop. It’s annoying and I’m sick of it.” - Woman whose husband is force fed to us on every sports program despite literally nobody wanting to watch him

@3YearLetterman Did the metal detector go off because of your huge pair of brass balls?

I just had a very disturbing Good Friday encounter with an ICE agent at the airport As I was going through security, an ICE agent asked me for my ID. I told him this isn’t Soviet Russia and that the only citizenship papers I planned to show him were the Declaration of Independence “Sir, I’m just asking for ID, not proof of citizenship,” he said. “Today is the anniversary of Jesus’s resurrection,” I replied. “He was an American. Would you have asked to see his papers too? Would the scars on his hands not have been enough for you?” He was stunned silent. I strode past him without showing my ID and went through the metal detector I received a standing ovation

Listening to my little league coach yell at us due to the stress over his impending divorce while I think about how i’m gonna tell him I left my cleats at home

Kirk Cousins & Fernando Mendoza in Las Vegas

You’re an embarrassment to Illini students and alumni. Staged day-drinking on camera in a college bar while wearing a suit. You’re a Duke and Northwestern guy. If any Republican governor posted this exact video you’d be screaming about decorum and unfit leadership. Stop embarrassing yourself, @JBPritzker.

@ToppsGallery Nice deep set checklist, Jared Allen autos… I’m in.

The checklist for #Topps Football Chrome is looong but has some interesting items. -1975 subset -1990 autos -Walter Payton & Bo Jackson cards -Lots of Hall of Famer autos Doubt I buy any packs but might bid on some strategic singles when they hit eBay. cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0662…

Bryon Noem at a baseball game

@zerohedge Her commitment to consistently embarrassing herself is impressive

Justice Jackson's Birthright Citizenship Comments Were A Total Disaster zerohedge.com/political/just…

This team is going to be the Ned Flanders of the NFL.

WE ARE SO BACK. Topps and the @NFL have reunited for a long-term exclusive trading card partnership... We can’t wait to show you all what we’ve been cooking up.

oh no someone call the moon police

"It's not just that the shitter is broken Ken, Glover is on a GLP 1 to get down to space weight and it's all coming..."