Eric Foster-Johnson

U.S. Military Bans Men With Girl Names From Combat theonion.com/u-s-military-b…

No, that is not how you exit Vim.

@afrobeerchick Awesome. I hope it all goes well.

At 45 years old, I am wrapping up a degree in project management in March and will be entering a construction management program next year. It is never too late to start something new.

Your chances of being hunted by a turkey are low, but never zero.

Report: Most Americans Have Enough Saved For Absolutely Incredible Single Day Of Retirement theonion.com/report-most-am…

The job description for Director of National Intelligence never specifies that it must be *American* intelligence, so it's hard to understand why Democrats are grousing that Tulsi Gabbard is a Russian asset. by Jonathan Turley

⚠️ Reading has the potential to seriously damage your ignorance.

Analysis | Trump’s top priority in an attorney general is shielding himself from criminal prosecution. He should choose Merrick Garland.

Just amazing to watch a whole new crew of people line up to have their careers ruined by Trump.

Christian Right Lobbies To Overturn Second Law Of Thermodynamics theonion.com/christian-righ…

Biden should resign so Harris becomes 47 and Donald has to throw out all his 47 swag

Nation’s Women Fantasize About Some Future Election That Isn’t Absolutely Pivotal To Their Well-Being theonion.com/nation-s-women…

pole = 💈 poll = 🗳️

Busy, cold night at Stonehenge as we move the stones backwards an hour...

This is awesome