Lucy S. Malfoy

@JDVance Stfu.

Proud of the president and the entire team. Pray for peace!

If I don’t crash the car at some point dancing to Opalite I will be shocked #thelifeofashowgirl #TLOAS #TaylorSwift

What are William Tyrrell’s foster parents name?

@positionsmafiaa @Sportsnet She’s attending a sport? Find something else to bitch about

Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce are in the house for Game 4 of the #StanleyCup Final! 🫶

@CesscaCanSing As if Haley Bieber is the first person to get a collarbone tattoo.

Even the tattoo placement? Selena really needs to get a restraining order

@symoneeed I’m glad 😊

@firstfallofsnow this brightened my day!!!🩷🩷

@symoneeed I have your tweet printed out on my desk because it’s so funny.

@symoneeed Girl, I literally laugh every time I see it. It brightens my day.

@firstfallofsnow oh my god

Two incels in the final three of #SurvivorAU

Bill Burr is an absolute legend for this. Roasting conspiracy theorists like Joe Rogan who want to blame the LA fires on homeless people. You can see how uncomfortable Jimmy Kimmel became as soon as he said "Free Luigi"

ethan slater is disgusting for cheating on his wife while she was recovering from childbirth with a newborn at home. but let’s not forget ariana grande played her part too. the worst part? her fans harassed his wife, a woman who nearly died giving birth

@tonightwalker Jesus Christ did they? wtf is wrong with those people

@Cobratate At least their hair will grow back. What about yours?

@swiftiesforpal How is this ok? Imagine if it was the other way around and you were trying to make a gay person come out as straight. Imagine the outrage.

Just watched history being made. Taylor Swift Gay. Out of the woods and out of the closet. 🩷🧡🌈 Confirmed. I was there. It was rare. Taylor Swift girl kisser 🏳️‍🌈

@Variety Looks terrible mama

Taylor Swift at the #VMAs. bit.ly/3AX8OlA

@satireforever @sluthertruther I heard the baby was a drug dealer 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

@sluthertruther Honestly, he looks like every drug dealer I’ve ever seen on the Goldie or in Brizzy… It’s really REALLY depressing, but I think this was drug related 😔

This man, this piece of human excrement, just poured boiling coffee all over a baby in Brisbane. The baby has burns to 60% of his little body, his face, chest & arms… Anyone who has seen this MONSTROUS F^*KING ANIMAL please contact QLD police - or just kick his f^*kin head off!

@pxckedAj @piersmorgan Disgusting. She was charged. Way to retraumatise the poor guy

Spot the difference (you can’t - it’s the same picture) #Unlocked #UnlockedAJailExperience #BreakingBad

Surely this person was high when they got these eyebrow tattoos because fuck. #UnlockedAJailExperiment #unlocked

@goodfoodgal It is a joke, it should be much more and they need to fund services to support women to get out of these horrendous relationships without being murdered.

Is this a joke?? No.. really… it’s a joke right?