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Post-Christmas tradition: climb to the top of Butser Hill to shake away the cobwebs (code for hangover) and you are rewarded with a stunning view of the South Downs

Apt 🎄🍻🍷🍸🍹🥂🍾

Berlin. Last time I was here, the city was still divided by a wall 🇩🇪

@dhoogfr About five coffees

7am. I’m about to make a terrible mistake and which will have far reaching consequences for the rest of my day. Cheers

Mind you, I have just noticed that my next call is with HR

But… nobody rage quit the meeting and I haven’t been fired (yet), so I’m taking it as a massively successful first step

It’s that time of year where I have to negotiate my team’s annual comp plans with RevOps and the CFO. At the end of the first meeting, all parties firmly agreed that they weren’t happy with any of the others’ suggestions and we settled on a resounding NO

McKinsey consultant fessing up?

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My credit card providers love me unconditionally

I am fkin WORLD CLASS at taking people out for cocktails and expensive dinners

I’ve just tried a Snapchat filter called Tired Old Man and it makes me look considerably younger and fresher 🧐

My recent interactions with @ChatGPTapp. Trustworthy? 🤖

The guard dog is ready for anything, like a coiled spring 🐺

@petefirman Fake thumbs 👍

This matches trick is LIT!🔥