vanie

my sexual fantasy is to be seen without having to talk

5 days clean off cigarettes i miss my emotional support nicotine so bad

i memorised television by roald dahl in 10th and that is why i am the person i am today

phone time in bed except im doing everything on laptop so it feels less scrolling-till-eyes-pop-out

@trashysaumya kya khoob lagti ho

@charvvvvi are we siblings 🤔

@fruitchaaat my mom says the same shit

mother telling me she wants me to banao a boyfriend so that there's someone to look after me when she dies😱

love having grey hair bec now i have pink highlights w red hair😝

crazy how ive been matha maar-ing for my shaadi outfits for two weeks and sibling decided all his outfits in one shopping trip no alterations required or shit

ghar ki shaadi is so fun all my demons are at bay bec i need to spend my energies on inconsequential shit like figuring out earrings for my saree or my hair dye or heels for my suit or some shit like that so i have no time to be depressed

ruining my ug scribble day tshirt w hair dye bec shit doesn't matter anymore

and while it's dreams made music in the night quietly it was told to believe

mother is impossibleeee to help shop for like godd

@nialafc is a sound still a sound around no one

A pack of cigarettes don't count on a Saturday night when you're alone cause no one saw it.

@trashysaumya me

i need to smack da shit out of this person

@thomashelby_obe deadass me till my friend told me about it a couple of weeks ago lmfao

Bhai mujhe pata hi nahi tha do deewane sheher mein bhi ek gaana hai, my lonely ass only knows ek akela is sheher mein. 😭😭

hanging out w ur mom is so lovely till that one moment when nothing catastrophically bad happens but the clock starts ticking randomly tick tock tick tock to the explosion

everything is a humiliation ritual if u have enough shame in ur flesh

bra shopping is a humiliation ritual for having boobs

@mehbo0baa @interestinggaff yaar ro dun kya

@interestinggaff @fruitchaaat meri jaan

“Gun to your head”mention your fav account on twitter

father reaching to pick me up 30 mins before i even arrive aisa bhi kya #excitement kal gaali hi to nikaalni hai