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Sam Crooke

@helldebarge

freelance hater

Hell Bergabung Nisan 2025
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soup🍓@thrluv·
what if we started critical thoughtmaxxing
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Sam Crooke@helldebarge·
@agentofchaos427 tbf that is Patti LaBelle.. all i can do is hear Aint No Way and im just looking at the picture. They both look incredible
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Sam Crooke@helldebarge·
you absolutely do NOT have to hand it to tucker or megan with a y b/c there is UNDOUBETDLY an ulterior motive for their behavior that is self-serving and disgusting. These people are constitutionally incapable of authentic motivation stemming from personal values
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Minke420
Minke420@MinkevitchMark·
@timecaptales It’s Legit. I had to turn it off after 10 seconds or so, same as a real QT interview
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Sam Crooke@helldebarge·
remember, new music isnt worse or bad, you just hate how you feel being old and are blaming everything except the reality that we will all die one day
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Sam Crooke@helldebarge·
imagine thinking this dumb shit when Die Spitz, Mannequin Pussy, Otoboke Beaver, Leon Bridges, Goat, and so many more new bands exist.. here's Upchuck from Atlanta youtube.com/watch?v=96W58D…
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doomer@uncledoomer

its crazy that for millenials this was just a mid throwaway indie pop one hit wonder amidst hundreds of others during a golden age of indie music destined to be forgotten, but has recently been rediscovered because music right now is just that fucking bad

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Sam Crooke@helldebarge·
ok but all chess is 3d chess? maybe online its 2d, but there's the element of spacetime as well... you know what, fuck it, i concur fuck that guy (you too megan with a y)
Carl Quintanilla@carlquintanilla

Yikes.

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Dr. New Mid, MD
Dr. New Mid, MD@midphrenologist·
Yo no soy marinero, soy capitan
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Sam Crooke@helldebarge·
@notcapnamerica they lookin for a bagger vance guide or something? nah yall dumbasses fucked us into perdition, bought the ticket now take the ride
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chris evans
chris evans@notcapnamerica·
I don’t know what’s going on but I’m getting an influx of MAGA followers It’s very DEI over here so yall might wanna just gone head and exit stage left
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Melodies & Masterpieces
Melodies & Masterpieces@SVG__Collection·
Rutger Gunnarsson laying down one of the most iconic basslines in pop history, “Dancing Queen”
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Robert Talisse@RobertTalisse·
"She's In Parties" - Bauhaus. I've done this one before, but there's something about a distorted telecaster with lots of chorus that brings out my inner Daniel Ash...
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