hlupp

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hlupp

@hlupp1

posting whatever, having fun, life is a fuck

Bergabung Mart 2021

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hlupp@hlupp1·12m

biting into a block of cheese makes me feel like a mouse of sorts and definitely not a fat fuck

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Shahanshah of the Internet Age@ChazakielDoremi·6h

"reddit atheist" originally referred to bizarre reddit stories about guys setting their parents Christmas tree on fire and then tipping their fedora while asking 'if god real, why house burned down?' but now Reddit has become a swear word and "reddit atheist" just means "atheist"

danny@d4nnytye

i don’t like how accusations of ‘Reddit Atheism’ are used to basically silence any criticism of religious ideologies. take away the word Reddit and you sound like a mediaeval blasphemy court

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hlupp@hlupp1·1h

it may or may not get better

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normal@35yearoldfriend·12h

It’s so nice being a loser. I don’t go anywhere or do anything. I exist in a bubble filled with content I choose to engage with. One day I will lose everything and I will die like an abandoned dog on the street.

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nadia@nadiaa_aisyah·6h

everything will be alright ...

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hotdog enjoyer@littlehater420·1d

i was kind of stretching like a cat then i remembered i’m a grown man so i started punching the wall

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silvio dante’s inferno@postersmindset·21h

if alcohol is so bad for you then why does it stop my hands from shaking

First Doctor@FirstDoctor

Alcohol has no single benefit. Zero. Not one.

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Nes 🎨@feydemon·14h

guy who thinks tigers are real:

𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉@OrevaZSN

Dragons are actually real, because why would the Chinese calendar consist entirely of real animals and then include one lone mythical creature?

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💮Plume of Death💮@CEOofRonova·13h

Main event quests during Snezhnaya are gonna be so funny. "No traveler, we don't care that Pierro killed one of the Shades and invoked Phanes wrath, it's time to play hide and seek in Mondstadt!"

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フェレンツ 💹🧲 uma arc - #WorldCup interlude ⚽️@ferenc__xyz·1d

Gm every nyan

フェレンツ 💹🧲 uma arc - #WorldCup interlude ⚽️ tweet media

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DailyShitpost@shitpost_daily·1d

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いとた@itota_art·1d

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hlupp@hlupp1·17h

@hlooped lowkey jealous...

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hloop@hlooped·17h

oh and also a pretty lady in her 30/40s calls me honey and sweetheart, thats the most important part

hloop@hlooped

okay i at least have a little thing doing gardenwork for a bunch of old people, it's not a full job but at least helps me out mentally and i do enjoy it

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かぶーむちゃっく✹@K_B__M·1d

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hlupp@hlupp1·21h

chopped steam sale, only games i wanted are full price. count your days gabe steam newell

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Isaac@isaacturnersong·1d

You have to have a very high IQ to understand porn

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august@regularaugust·1d

There should be an international “day of mourning” for all your internet friends that just up and left and you never heard from again. You should get the day off work for it too.

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