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Why pigvig27/pigeonvigilante/J is problematic: a thread🧵

It's mean that they made Zendaya do more Euphoria. She's busy

brown note frequency replicated and ready for broadcast

Jamiroqui is the hat. You're thinking of Jamiroquai's monster.

in first grade there was a kid in my class who had been on Slime Time Live and got slimed on tv and I was deeply jealous. I think I asked him what it was like on five separate occasions and he eventually told me “I don’t wanna talk about being slimed anymore”

Free her!

tyler oakley done lost his damn mind

I’ve been exactly the same since the accident. The accident didn’t change me at all

I've finished rewatching Daredevil season 3. It's astonishing that real human beings collaborated to make something this perfect. It's a true spiritual successor and improvement to season 1. This is Daredevil at its very best. Everyone involved in making this is going to heaven.

those with mouths that just can’t keep up with their brains…

@KellytoyDK Matt Berry, Ben Kingsley and Nick Offerman…?

curiously, it seems kingsley and offerman will be the voices of unannounced animated characters

My dad is not too happy with the new Sunny speculation

Solemnly looking up and saying “are you here to kill me..?” To everyone who walks past me for 5 hours straight

Ben the chimpanzee from Primate has just arrived to the #Oscars, killing six people

The Oscars have no credibility. They change their minds about who the best actor is every year.

I won’t be satisfied until Max Landis is in the rack trap from saw 3