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@anj_116_ Kondoo Police Station. 🤣🤣🤣. Yes, I have passed that road and seen the police station, and real kondoos eating grass in the compound.

Towards Eldoret, just after Nabkoi Junction on the climbing lane end is a partially visible 50 KPH sign. At the end of the climbing lane is a trading center. You will see a white Probox parked. That is where the 'speed gun' is. Naturally from that hill climb you will want to accelerate. They will Nab you for speeding just opposite Kondoo Police Station. Once the cops hit their target they remove their sign and dissappear.

@MwauraIsaac1 You really wrote the Ksh. 0.22 per liter in bold! With a headline FUEL PRICE REDUCED: BEI YA MAFUTA IMESHUKA, all CAPS. Enyewe baridi ni poa.

FUEL PRICE REDUCED: BEI YA MAFUTA IMESHUKA!!!

@hgolicha876 @AnuarSaddat If the date of birth can be altered who tells you a date of issue can't!

@AnuarSaddat The desperation to push a false narrative is unbelievable. Some bloggers are working overtime to blame WSR for issues that clearly predate his administration. The document being shared carries a date of issue of 02/03/2022, when he was not even in office. A little fact-checking..

That KTN investigation showing how the UDA government is selling Kenyan IDs and Passports to foreigners for as low as kshs 15,000 should worry all of us. A passport and national ID isn’t just a piece of book or card, they are what defines our nation, Kenya. The damage Ruto and his gang are doing to Kenya when they sell Kenyan passports and IDs to foreigners, will outlive their short stay in power. We really fumbled in 2022 by electing an individual and government that will do anything, including selling passports to foreigners for money. Ruto and his administration are an existential threat to our republic.

@SharonO44776 Sosa anafeel firi 🤣

@C_NyaKundiH Human 🦛

Open the comment section we welcome you back to the country

@exposeke 📍 ?

No tea for breakfast today, just soup 🍲, welcome 😋

@SharonO44776 Cheza DM.

@iG__Tech Unaweka ngapi?

I know the owner of this house😂😂mwambie nimemsalimia😂💀

@SharonO44776 Nimeguza Follow. Sasa imebaki DM na 📍. Inspection ifanyike on a Sunday. Amen.

@iG__Tech 🤣🤣🤣

@SharonO44776 I hereby invite you. Mine has cobwebs, I guess. It needs an inspector ASAP.

@iG__Tech That's my other hobby

@danjofbi GSU have a way the guy at the lead locks boots with the ground and never shakes. Ni mbaiya

GSU tag of war inamaliza hawa within seconds

@MissTsari @JaredoumaA Ni sawa tu. Our forefathers must have been cousins. Cuz it's the same thing - ekerandi- in both tongues.

@iG__Tech @JaredoumaA Sadly its the latter

In our culture this stuff is very important. This precious container is used to ferment milk. Something funny I am yet to understand is that the urine from the milking was occasionally used to clean this stuff. We call that urine "Chiedho". The milk is poured inside this container then top closed to allow the milk ferment. Then occasionally shaking of the container is done. During the shaking, fats from the milk is collected. The fat is the "Ghee"( mor alenya). In our local language we call this container " Koo"

@MissTsari @JaredoumaA Kikuria ama Kisii! I'd be awed if the former.

@JaredoumaA Ekerandi in our language

@Maseno_Meshack @KijanayaKabras The Mighty Tara

@KijanayaKabras He was my chemistry teacher, na let me tell you that guy had already achieved a lot.

Meet Aden Marwa, a Kenyan chemistry teacher who quit his profession to become an international football referee. Marwa was struck off the World Cup list and handed a life ban by CAF after he was caught on camera receiving US$600 in Morocco during the 2018 African Nations Championship to manipulate matches…

@cbs_ke Hehehe. Aende ailipue na mkono sasa

Dont laugh... ni mbayaaa

@SankeiSaitoti Any 40 🤣

Who came up with the information that Mwarubaini cures 40 diseases? Which specific diseases does it cure? It is urgent.

@Ndonglaw043 Huyu hukuwa tops. He knows life as is, Law aside. While at the MCC, he made cases so easy. Unlike a certain Nyaga - corrupt to the core. Issuing decrees at meagre pocket change bribes.

That video circulating of a Divorce Proceeding is a very NORMAL OCCURRENCE in our Courts. I have appeared the Same Magistrate who I must say is always very HUMOUROUS & ACCOMODATIVE, does divorce proceedings very seamlessly. As a Family Law Practitioner, I have many times asked my clients to take time reflect if they TRULY WANT TO PROCEED. Where they are not sure, I accept the same & give more Time. Many may not understand the Gender Dimension of this. Divorce Processes have VERY CONSEQUENTIAL REPERCUSSIONS especially on Women more than it has on men. The process of moving on is often never seamlessly on their End.✅ Definitely out of that experience & knowing that some couples worry so much on Matrimonial Property Division, Children & more, it is very understandable & not a shame for that woman to have sought more Time. If it works again, I am often happier as an Advocate, if it falls, well same.

@Itswambuaa The driver in front

What's the science behind traffic jams?

@DanChepta Millennials too tulikuwa na wetu! Ala.

This Gen Z understood the assignment. Never resist, just look for a way out.

@Mabuka_Jrn @TeyaKevin Ni Magistrate. Previously served at the Children Court. Some nice, humorous chap.

@TeyaKevin 😂😂😂😂 hadi judge amechoka tu

Dem hawachiki x.com/KamauMathingir…