Terry McDonald

My son has a real light saber… true story

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@Jenn_1278 hey wifey.

Drinking tanquery

People always ask me how to tell cyborgs from real people. Cyborgs won't laugh when you fart. Also, they always tip exactly 15%.

RT @icetee: http://twitpic.com/pl70f - HOw many people have taken this pic at the Tower of Pisa??? http://myloc.me/31IXM

http://twitpic.com/pl70f - HOw many people have taken this pic at the Tower of Pisa???

Is it too early to put up the Christmas tree???