Dan

I get an unreasonable amount of happiness from returning a call and not getting an answer.

My avoidant ex broke up with me because I made her "too happy." I'm not joking. We were together for almost two years. No major fights. No cheating. No toxicity. Everything was actually going really well. One night we were talking about moving in together someday and she got unusually quiet. A few days later she started acting distant. Then came the classic "I need some space to think." When we finally talked, I asked her what was wrong. She said, "Nothing is wrong." I asked why she was pulling away then. She said, "Because I'm starting to plan my life around you." I thought that was a good thing. Apparently she didn't. She told me she didn't like how much my mood affected her mood anymore. She didn't like that I was the first person she wanted to tell things to. She didn't like that she missed me when I was gone. Basically, She didn't like needing someone. A week later she ended the relationship. Her reasoning was that the relationship had become too important to her and she wanted to "get herself back." To this day, it's still one of the saddest things I've ever heard. Imagine finding exactly what you were looking for and getting scared because it actually worked.

a nonchalant person has no business around me and my big ass emotions.

Avoidant attachment is wanting a relationship but also wanting an emergency exit at all times.

A period is just a coochie oil change. I said wat I said

ADHD is being tired at 3 p.m. tired at 7 p.m. tired at 10 p.m. and fully awake at 1:47 a.m.

Overthinking feels productive because your mind is active but most of that activity is just emotional noise with no direction.

mom watching her son's wrestling match

Weed doesn’t make the world slower... it just makes you notice how fast everything else is moving.

Having parents who are financially independent is one of the greatest gifts an adults child can have.

Because you support Zionism and Israel is a Zionist state

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Reminiscence

Walking on eggshells with a friend is exhausting. Never knowing which version of them you'd get, and eventually stopping yourself from disagreeing just to avoid being told how wrong you are... That's not friendship, that's manipulation.

Dating an ADHD woman means realizing that brushing teeth isn't a simple 2-minute habit. It’s a whole emotional saga. Here are 4 chaotic things I’ve learned watching my partner try to brush her teeth:

We just need to invent a straw that lasts a little bit longer than 4 seconds but still less than a million years

Loving someone with all your heart, imagining a future with them, and believing they would always be there, only to watch them slowly become distant. It's carrying memories that still mean everything to you while they seem to have moved on without looking back. The pain isn't just losing the person; it's losing the version of yourself that felt safe, loved, and complete with them. Sometimes the deepest wounds come from the people you trusted the most, because you never expected them to become the reason for your tears. And no matter how much time passes, a part of your heart still aches for what could have been.

Y'all smoke one blunt before school and act like y'all high all day...I hate y'all

Why do y'all bitches choke every time y'all brush yo tongue 👅but don't choke when sucking D.... Never mind😂🤭

A joke is cool and fun until it's about you, then it's not funny anymore