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@EatsVIP Legit needed ONE HRR. Fucking banned idc if bro goes on a tear.

Carter Jensen… the only dweeb without a single stat line on his team💩💩💩 holy dogshit🥴

Yo Carter Jensen is HORRIBLE. I don’t give a fuck what propfinder says lmao.

The top 5 players in order from each side have amounted to - checks notes - a total of 2 hits Way to go guys

This is the Pokémon equivalent of saying your favorite baseball player is Shohei Ohtani

Aaron Judge you are dog shit brother.

Carter Jensen you are dog shit brother.

Is this the worst day in baseball history for gambling?

Getting fired after winning 17-1 is one of the funniest things I think I have ever seen.

Ketel Marte you are banned.

LMAOOOOO DBACKS AND PADRES ARE STILL ASS AT ELEVATION WHOEVER SMASHED THE OVER GOOD SHIT.

Tatis still ass at elevation? LMAO color me shocked.

How to build a great MLB roster C - Puerto Rican/White (gritty) 1B - white (big) 2B - Latino/black SS - Latino/black 3B - white LF - Latino CF - black (shifty) RF - Latino DH - Latino (big) Bench - white (gritty) two Latinos, black (shifty) SP1 - white SP2 - Asian SP3 - Asian SP4 - white SP5 - Latino CL - Latino Rest of bullpen - 3 white guys (one with big beard) 1 Latino 1 black Manager - old southern white guy GM - Jewish Owner - Jewish

My back hurts…

See yall tomorrow lmao

Missed playoff games in their careers LeBron James- 0 (295 games) Victor Wembanyama- 1 (3 games)

MOST VIEWED NBA GAME IN REAL HISTORY!

January: "I am pleading with LeBron James, as a father. Stop this." April: Bronny just outscored the ENTIRE Houston Rockets bench BY HIMSELF in a Playoff game 😭