Jace Daniel

Today years old: The 80s jingle “I Don’t Wanna Grow Up, I’m a Toys R Us Kid” was written by future novelist James Patterson.

Remember that Netflix series Adolescence where everybody believed each episode was done in one take?

The crickets have never been louder than they are on that hammer video.

“I wonder who's buried in the grave of the guy who invented the old switcheroo.” — Norm

Korean whodunits are confusing.

It just dawned on me why ham was chosen as the traditional Easter dish.

Is snape a verb yet?

Call me lazy, call me efficient, but every time the first verse of Hash Pipe by Weezer comes on I just use the lyrics from the first verse of Kiss Me Deadly by Lita Ford.

Last Train from Gun Hill (1959)

Dash Crofts RIP youtu.be/GQQbjpomexo?si…

Chuck Norris admitted to using stunt doubles in his movies, but only for the crying parts.

What are the rules on nephew and niece and the fluid thing in case it ever comes up is what I’m thinking.

Daisies will be pushing up Chuck Norris.

Marty Supreme might’ve won something if the two despicable lead characters didn’t just leave the dog there to die of thirst.

Peace rests in Chuck Norris.

Catching up on the Oscar results. Hollywood forgot to include itself in the In Memoriam segment.

Somebody needs to cast Timothée Chalamet as John Wilkes Booth before he fades away forever.